Dead bodies in the closet...?

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being the mystery person that I am, I would try to figure who killed the person, how the body got in my room and why I am being set up for his murder...
 

natster43

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Probably among the lines of: "HOLYSHITOHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKHOWDIDTHISHAPPEN!?!?!?!?!"
Or "Huh. How the hell did that get in here?" And then call the police either way.
 

Exerzet

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Depends entirely on what time of day I notice it. If it was right off the bat, after waking up, I'd most likely not react at all, as I'm a zombie-like creature until around 11. After that however I'd call the police, then moan about the clothes it ruined afterwards.
 

stvncpr236

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My initial reaction would be something along the lines of,screaming, wetting myself, and vomiting, not necessarily in that order. And then because I have never been one to waste resources my second reaction would be "Who wants soup."

I kid of course I would never make soup out of people. Human meat is much better suited to sandwiches.
 

vidirg

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same as always, put the corpses on my boat, ride the boat as far away from my Island as I can and then dump it in.
 

Necroid_Neko

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'Ah, another man falls victim to the sight of my naked body, but that's what you get for perving on me from my closet.'
 

Viral_Lola

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Well now, how did that get there? Honestly, I rarely check my closets so a dead body in there would escape my detection until it started smelling. Any who, I would scream and throw up.
 

Scarim Coral

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It would be a huge shock to me as in like "HOLY SHIT! OMG WTH BBQ!" I guess I can also find out if I will vomit at the site of it (I tend to think I can handle see the most guresome site).
 

ElPatron

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Farenheit/Indigo Prophecy.

If that happens it's likely that I am being framed, and the police are on their way.

Time to clean the evidence and cheer myself up.