Wait, I have a closet? Why was I not informed sooner.
[small] oh great another body needing of some burning[/small]
[small] oh great another body needing of some burning[/small]
My serious answer is this, actually.believer258 said:I'd hope that my nose was decent enough to pick up the horrid smell of a rotting body before a week was up with.
If it had been in there a week, though, I'd probably be a bit sick to my stomach. Upon finishing puking, I'd call the police, a (damned good) lawyer, and a realtor.
Wow that is just delightful matelRookiel said:Perhaps a bit off taste but still, I had to......
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"So, this is the part where Ma Fratelli pushes me in there and leaves me with the dead body, right?"Kakashi on crack said:If you woke up one morning and found a week-old dead body (your choice on whether its intact or mutilated) hanging in your closet, what would your reaction be?
Third: Call the police (at least they'd remove it)The Diabolical Biz said:
Pretty much this. Then I'd cry.
Yeah, don't you hate it when people move the nuke markers on the map?Loud Hawk said:Sexy time for me
Nah, I would probably just dispose of it, I have seen enough bodies for it not to really phase me. Telling anyone would just draw unwanted attention to me and my plan for world domination.