Duke Nukem Forever Coming in May

Twilight_guy

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Oh well we can always make fun of StarCraft: Ghost I guess.

I think that it will probably still be delayed though... to December 20 of next year (see what I did there?).
 

Ashcrexl

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more like duke nukem WILL TAKE forever... oh wait, i guess it's not that far off. i'm sad to see these jokes go.
 

Skorpyo

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Well, that IS rather significant.

That's mah BIRF-DAY! (well, the day after, but HELLS YEAH!)
 

SL33TBL1ND

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So glad I'm in the First Access Club!

EDIT: I thought it was coming out on April Fool's day.
 

Fursnake

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I seriously want to see some in game cracks from Duke relating to how long he has been gone or something...
 

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Isaac The Grape said:
Andy Chalk said:
This news report got Ninja'd four hours ago.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.258694-Duke-Nukem-Forever-is-dated[footnote]Moderator Edit: That's all fine and dandy, but posting simply to point that out without contributing to the discussion in this thread is not. Please contribute to the actual thread next time, please. Thanks![/footnote]
Not to mention not everyone patrols the forums for news they trust the writers of the Escapist will get out rather promptly with all the pertinent details.
Anyways, here's to the Duke and every current FPS gaming trend he is about to throw into the throne of porcelain.

This is gonna be fun.
 

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It's not possible for me to imagine how a special edition would look like. After all these years it had to include working rebuilds of the alien weapons and... well... Real aliens jumping you when you open the box.
 

Jonluw

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Yeah, I'm going to go on and assume that this game will be pretty crappy. Mediocre at best. You know, that kind of mediocre where it isn't so bad that it's funny; just bad.
 

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Evil the White said:
Half Life: Episode 3 will be the new DNF.

Ep3 shall be worth the weight.

Cookie for referance.

Am I on to something?

OT: Played Duke Nulem 3D for the first time back in 2008. Never lost faith once, day 1 for sure.
 

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GeneticallyModifiedDucks said:
I can't believe this is coming out on my birthday. I find it kind of ironic that this games was announced just 3 years after I was born and here it is now coming out on my birthday.

I'll probably play it eventually, but I'm in no rush.
You seem to subscribe to an almost "Alanis Morrisette"-esque idea of what irony is.

I'm afraid that's not ironic.

OT: I'm probably gonna get it about a month and a half after it comes out.
 

xDarc

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It's twenty freaking eleven. No one ever said nineteen hundred and ninety seven. The whole year 2000 thing, this sub-conscious psychological obsession with the millennium- it was 11 years ago. It's over now.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
Who are we going to lob cheap and easy vaporware jokes at now that Duke Nukem Forever is an actual, real thing?
Half life 2 Episode 3.

Moar like Episode Sucks AMIRITE?!!?!