Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter may soon go through

[The Rogue Wolf]

I know what you meant. I just poking fun at the fact that someone saying they could "fight" something is not the same as saying they could "win against" something, put up a good fight against it, or even that they could survive the encounter.

I could fight the sun.

You hear me, sun? If you don't show your face here at midnight, everyone will know you're a coward!

 

[Chimpzy]

I could fight the sun.

You hear me, sun? If you don't show your face here at midnight, everyone will know you're a coward!

Ok, but what if it sends the Moon down as a ringer?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Ok, but what if it sends the Moon down as a ringer?

Oh, I could take the moon. It's such a coward that it hides its face half the time!

 

[Chimpzy]

Oh, I could take the moon. It's such a coward that it hides its face half the time!

You sure?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

You sure?

What's it gonna do, punch me back?

And look how punchable that nose is. I mean, you couldn't miss it if you tried.

 

[Chimpzy]

What's it gonna do, punch me back?

And look how punchable that nose is. I mean, you couldn't miss it if you tried.

Nah, just drop on you, schnoz first. Bit world-ending, but that's how the Moon rolls.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Nah, just drop on you, schnoz first. Bit world-ending, but that's how the Moon rolls.

Yeah, but before it does, it's gettin' socked.

 

[BrawlMan]

You sure?

What's it gonna do, punch me back?

And look how punchable that nose is. I mean, you couldn't miss it if you tried.

That's for babies! Real men can take down a giant Buddha's finger by punching it

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[RhombusHatesYou]

Grizzly or gummy?

Probably a Malaysian Sun Bear, which are small (for bears), timid and goofy-looking-as-fuck.

 

[Elijin]

I never said I'd win.

 

[SilentPony]

So apparently Elon was on his little social media app, pretending he was knocking on Zuckerberg's door, demanding they fight? Like does he think we're stupid? I've never had a social media account of any type, and even I know Mark has his own private security around his compound of a house.

 

[Chimpzy]

So apparently Elon was on his little social media app, pretending he was knocking on Zuckerberg's door, demanding they fight? Like does he think we're stupid? I've never had a social media account of any type, and even I know Mark has his own private security around his compound of a house.

Its kind of endearing when they pretend to be like people tho

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Like does he think we're stupid?

Yes, he absolutely does.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Yes, he absolutely does.

Second that. And, he has made lots of money off people who are evidence for that belief.

 

[Dalisclock]

I could fight a bear.

Fight? Sure.

Win? Debatable.

 

[BrawlMan]

I could fight a bear.

Fight? Sure.

Win? Debatable.

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[Kwak]

Fight? Sure.

Win? Debatable.

It's the journey that counts, not the destination.

 

[Absent]

Sorry for the less interesting topic, but just as a parenthesis :

Twitter appears to delay links by five seconds to sites Elon Musk dislikes

When content posted from critical news outlets and competitor apps was clicked, it opened a blank screen, delaying access

www.theguardian.com

 

[Chimpzy]

Sorry for the less interesting topic, but just as a parenthesis :

Twitter appears to delay links by five seconds to sites Elon Musk dislikes

When content posted from critical news outlets and competitor apps was clicked, it opened a blank screen, delaying access

www.theguardian.com

Yeah, I suppose we had our fill of hypothetical bear fighting. Back to stupider stuff.

Anyway, I'm surprised he didn't make it 6.9 seconds. Or 4.20 seconds.

 

[BrawlMan]

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