Escapism update: We have Gerald

[xitel]

After 18 pages intergalactic space battles, were a single one of Doki's demands met?

Not that I know of. Why do you think I find this so comedic?

 

[SargentToughie]

Toughie lowers his head in thought
"What is she planning..."

His head snaps up
"It could'nt be!!!"

 

[gigastrike]

*Gigastrike crashes into the ground on top of the broken corpse of the dragon from page 8. The struggle had reduced him (or her) to his (her) zero suit.*

"I'm here too. Awaiting orders."

 

[Graustein]

...'Clear this up for me, why did we made you the leader again?'

I don't remember who made him leader. I thought Lady Galletea left you in charge.

The Canoness left me in charge of our troops in the battlefield but Xitel and Galletea are the leaders of The Organization, his orders overrule mine.

With that said someone take the crab back to his respectfully family, they must be worried sick by now.

*opens transmission to Artemis*

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

YESSIR!
Is Blanky fixed yet?
Yessir!
Come, Blanky.
*wraps Mr. Butterworth in Blanky*
*Leaps astride R-1*
Fly like the wind!

 

[Neon Orange Ninja]

*Neon nervously eyes his watch, still slightly mad for losing book rights*

Well, seem's like Kitten isn't here to pick up his book.

*Neon puts the book away*

 

[xitel]

All Organization members: Unless you are fired upon, do not fire. I repeat: DO NOT FIRE UNLESS FIRED UPON.

 

[Galletea]

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

 

[xitel]

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

 

[Galletea]

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

Not now, Xitel I'm a bit busy.

 

[SargentToughie]

Toughie sits, deeply considering his next move
"Damn..."

he looks up
"I don't see any other options here"

he turns over to Private
"Bust... it out"

Private Toughie shudders
"Sir... yes sir"

 

[meatloaf231]

Riding a beam of anti-matter?! You're one crazy sum of a *****!

How else do you expect me to catch up to him? He's on his motorcycle-tank, after all, and he got at least a minute head start. Besides, my Argosy has plenty of shielding.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I don't think I wanna know what it is.

 

[rottenbutter]

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

Not now, Xitel I'm a bit busy.

He has a point, my lady. Our mission has been accomplished. I see no reason to pursue Doki any further.

 

[xitel]

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

Not now, Xitel I'm a bit busy.

Yes I know, war games and all that. Meanwhile I'm just building up my hordes to work clean up.

Spoiler: And Increasing in Number exponentially!

 

[Galletea]

What is he planning?
*Sits in the command chair*
Manoeuvre round to secondary cannons, focus shields to port side. If they can hit us I want them to feel it too.
Charge 40% complete

 

[Graustein]

*Radio jumps up next to Richard*
Sir Groovy Pants? Graustein here. I am pleased to report that Mr. Butterworth is safely home. His family are thrilled to have him back. The reunion is quite an emotional one. Blanky, R-1 and myself will no leave to rejoin you. Over and out.
*Radio starts playing Victory is near [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=BSMpWU9X8wI] from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance*

 

[xitel]

Toughie sits, deeply considering his next move
"Damn..."

he looks up
"I don't see any other options here"

he turns over to Private
"Bust... it out"

Private Toughie shudders
"Sir... yes sir"

The Blood Ravens are watching the whole situation.

'Lord Xitel, there's something fishy around here!
Permission to take off and scout the battle between Artemis and the Valliance!'

Permission not granted. It may be a game, but you don't interfere in a duel between nobles! Sit down and enjoy your snacks!

 

[SargentToughie]

Toughie looks up

"Private! Bring the Valliance 30 degrees to the south-north"

"Sir, that will bring us nose to nose with the Artemis

"I know"

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

'M'lady are you alright? Do you need assistance? Our troops are on hold!'

We're good for the minute. Stay put. Save me some ice cream. Out.

Manoever out of range of the main cannon.

charge 20% complete

It's Banana Split. Would you like some instead of playing your silly war games?

It doesn't seem so silly when you picture what it would look like in your head if this were actually happening.

That's what I'm doing, and it's EPIC.

 

[Galletea]

What is he...!

Fine, redistribute shields.

Lower nose 10 degrees.

charge 60% complete