Ever Been caught?
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Need a bucket of Brain Bleach?Disaster Button said:
I feel your pain though, heard my GRANDPARENTS!, going at it in the next room once... wheres that bleach.
I've been caught by my brother just as I was finished. [small]yeah...embarrassing[/small]
Besides that, I'm pretty stealthy about it.
Besides that, I'm pretty stealthy about it.
Never been caught in the act of having sex, but if they did they would probably just say "That's my boy!" then leave lol
and probably a pat on the back after whilst having an after sex ciggy
and probably a pat on the back after whilst having an after sex ciggy
Incognito window + proxy (just because) + only looking at it behind a locked door or in an empty house = Win
Oh, and about the stuff already on my computer- You need to get through the face recognition and a password to access my account, then you need to locate my stash buried deep in a web of folders, rename a certain .jpg to a .rar, then know the password to that rar file. Then, another web of folders later, you're there!
(I once forgot where I put it and the password for it... took me 2 months to find it and get into it. Well, if I can't find it, they can't find it, right?)
Oh, and about the stuff already on my computer- You need to get through the face recognition and a password to access my account, then you need to locate my stash buried deep in a web of folders, rename a certain .jpg to a .rar, then know the password to that rar file. Then, another web of folders later, you're there!
(I once forgot where I put it and the password for it... took me 2 months to find it and get into it. Well, if I can't find it, they can't find it, right?)
Never been caught and I don't know if my parents know that I do it. I forgot to clear the browser on the computer before I got my laptop and my sister found out about it and actually confronted me about it. Talk about awkward....
But still never been caught in the act.
But still never been caught in the act.
Nope, but that's because I am not interested in this sort of stuff and never have been. No, i'm not just saying that to sound "special" or something. Maybe its because I am someone who has such a vivid imagination that I never really understood the need for that kind of stuff.
I am a bit confused here caught masturbating or caught watching porn? Oh well how about a story about both:
My second girlfriend caught me masturbating, because of my bother. I knew she was coming over and decided to rub a quick one off. He let her in the house. What I would have given for a door that locked at that point. I did manage to throw the covers over myself, but you can only do so much to hide an erection, the reason why you won't get up, and why you are not wearing pants.
The one time I got caught watching porn it was one of those skin-o-max flicks, that they caught my brother watching first. Bugger couldn't keep the sound down when he had the room that shared a wall with our parents. Other then that I had a computer of my own that I built, and a cable descrambler. Ah the days when people used pagers, TV only came over a cable or the air, and you had to be a rich yuppie to be yapping away on a cell phone.
My second girlfriend caught me masturbating, because of my bother. I knew she was coming over and decided to rub a quick one off. He let her in the house. What I would have given for a door that locked at that point. I did manage to throw the covers over myself, but you can only do so much to hide an erection, the reason why you won't get up, and why you are not wearing pants.
The one time I got caught watching porn it was one of those skin-o-max flicks, that they caught my brother watching first. Bugger couldn't keep the sound down when he had the room that shared a wall with our parents. Other then that I had a computer of my own that I built, and a cable descrambler. Ah the days when people used pagers, TV only came over a cable or the air, and you had to be a rich yuppie to be yapping away on a cell phone.
[Sigh] yes. Freakin' comcast, keeping records of "purchases made"
It was the only time I did that before I learned, and it was on a half finished Playboy espanol... thing. I wasted the only chance I had to watch PPV prawnz on my parents dime, and I waste it on spanish-dubbed porn, and it wasn't even good spanish-dubbed porn.
It was the only time I did that before I learned, and it was on a half finished Playboy espanol... thing. I wasted the only chance I had to watch PPV prawnz on my parents dime, and I waste it on spanish-dubbed porn, and it wasn't even good spanish-dubbed porn.
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Nope. Had a couple of close calls, but I'm an amazing liar when I have to be.
Nope. Had a couple of close calls, but I'm an amazing liar when I have to be.
Got caught once before, long time back, when my mother was looking through a few things, and opened up a window which had my porn in it.
She just gave me an amused look and closed the window, just ignoring it for the most part.
Really, I dunno who gets caught and yelled at, I just get weird looks.
She just gave me an amused look and closed the window, just ignoring it for the most part.
Really, I dunno who gets caught and yelled at, I just get weird looks.