Gods of satire, surely. And you think we don't know how writing works.NinjaDeathSlap said:It's just a cheap shot, made by snooty and aloof hipsters who think it makes them the God of Satire, when in fact it just shows that they don't know how writing works.
Dead Space 3 was ok, but since you know the plot you can just skip to the next [game].Uratoh said:OMG Spoilers! Bad Erin! I was just about to play [Game]!
Whoa hey. We don't need your kind with your 'logic' breaking up the hipster circle jerk buddy!erttheking said:Oh yeah, I totally remember that happening in...actually when WAS the last time that happened? Can't remember it happening in any games I've played this year and last year.
Yeah I'm gonna be that guy and say this is not really that funny or accurate.
I never watch action movies, but I had the experience of playing action first person shooter games before watching them. I can definitely see how action movies inspired the creation of First Person Shooter games. (and of course various other genre, like the side scrolling beat em ups and fighting games)Twilight_guy said:No, that's not true. If you want every game ever then try the hero's journey. It applies for all stories, even those in games. (of course this does oddly describe every cheesy 80s action movie...)
The Cheezy One said:Which is your favourite? The black guy, the sassy action girl who isn't the love interest, or the old man? For me, it's got to be the stereotypical English guy!
Devoneaux said:My favorite is Asian Hacker Man
Man, so much good choices.Full said:Hey, don't you rule out Hispanic soldier with troubled past, that's a popular one lately.
Well, Mantorok was pretty much dead since the beginning, almost like a zombie giant octopus, but he definitely conspired against the other [evil things] and he's technically not an [evil thing], just a lesser [evil thing].k-ossuburb said:Holy shit, the [evil thing] is Mantorok from Eternal Darkness! I love that game, it didn't have any love interests (besides the Karim bit, maybe, but she was incidental and technically wasn't captured) but it did pretty much play out this way.
0_0 Aaaaannnd saved *click* its almost as if you want us to form some sort of attachment to the character.Grey Carter said: