Every Game Ever
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Two things:
[X] < 6 hours--in most AAA games
and
Where are the Russians? You can't have a every game template without Russians.
[X] < 6 hours--in most AAA games
and
Where are the Russians? You can't have a every game template without Russians.
You know if I had posted that I would have received a low content warning and would have gained another bar.........I guess be a contributor comes with unfair perks T_T.Grey Carter said:
[Comparison between above poster's statement and Nazis.]Mocmocman said:
OT: Alright, this made me laugh. 'specially since I swear I've played a few dozen iterations of of [Game].
Kinda feels more like every movie ever rather than every game ever but still a fair point. There really is a lot of run on with plot structure.
Nobody is as deep as they think they are.Lt. Rocky said:
If you think you aren't like everbody else, you're wrong.
I was thinking a giant crab that has it's weak spot open up periodically to fire a laser beam which can be targeted from the side or while it charges up.mdqp said:
I feel like this is the moment you maybe realize you're making fun of games because they are unsophisticated. Which is weird since video games are mostly for, you know, teenager/kids.
Its like demanding more variation in superhero cartoons.
Its like demanding more variation in superhero cartoons.
Hey, thanks for reading.UsefulPlayer 1 said:
1: It's not really about sophistication as it is satisfying narratives. Most games stick to the Hero's Journey arc because it's a very easy story to tell. What's weird is that many games deviate from that traditional arc in odd ways that make the game less satisfying. A great example of this is introducing an antagonist who harasses the player throughout the game, then having the "main boss" kill them, or killing them offscreen. Games are very good at giving players a sense of achievement, yet their narratives often directly contradict that aim.
2: The average gamer is 30, I think it's time we started demanding more from our entertainment.
3: Just because something is aimed at older kids/teens doesn't mean it has an excuse to be creatively bankrupt. "Young adult" lit is currently making a killing because it treats young readers with respect. I think games should do the same.
Except that's a hand-drawn animation made specifically for this topic. It took Cory a couple of hours and is definitely not low-content.knight steel said:
I'm pretty sure I've read every single CriticalMiss strip, many of them more than once. So big you're welcome haha.Grey Carter said:
And I should add I'm the one who wants more variation in superhero cartoons. I love Young Justice and greatly enjoy how much care they take in crafting each episode/arc. And I'm pretty bummed that there isn't a Marvel equivalent. The only one I thought that came close recently was Wolverine and the X-men and that show got canceled.
I hope what you said is true about the average gamer. I think the group is certainly getting bigger. I'm just thinking we are demanding exactly what you described, but the population just isn't there to make it happen on a regular basis. Same for me and superhero cartoons, if Young Justice gets canceled perhaps the older audience isn't as big as I've imagined and I'm probably just a weirdo.
I always thought that games like Dead Space would have moved toward their niches if they just had been bigger.
Attention everyone:
BOOOOOOOOOBS.
That will be all.
Though you could've used a smoother transition in size from panel 2 to 3.
BOOOOOOOOOBS.
That will be all.
Though you could've used a smoother transition in size from panel 2 to 3.
