Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

mitchell271

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NoeL said:
mitchell271 said:

I beat all of you guys, I've won.
Playing guitar in my university rowing hoodie. And I can cook well![/QUOTE]Don't speak too soon...

OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC GUITAR HERO IN MEGADETH TSHIRT!!!
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img716/3622/sfvq.jpg

I'm also the sexiest because I'm a master of disguise!


(yes, I really shaved my hair like an old man)


Can it be that even I don't know my true form!?
Damn, there's no way I can beat that! I think you're the sexy lady, there's no other reason you'd post here. Or a very masculine lady. One of them.
 

Iwantstuff

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I am obviously the sexiest thing in this thread. None of you know anything about me. I am wrapped in mystery. I am an enigma. And mysteriousness is the sexiest thing imaginable.
 

Adultism

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I think I win this by a landslide.


I mean look at that, doesn't that just define sexy?
 

hazabaza1

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Bara_no_Hime said:
I've got this wacky idea to do a crime sandbox tabletop game inspired by Saints Row. I just haven't found any players interested in trying it out yet. I've picked out two tabletop gaming systems that might work, but I haven't looked them over in detail because of the aforementioned lack of players to make it worthwhile.
Oh jesus. Good fucking luck, knowing Saints Row players anything you plan will be royally fucked up.

I'm still learning Pathfinder so the idea of a new ruleset seems scary but if you manage to sort out a way to play send me a link to what you use if you do it online, sounds interesting!
 

Feedmeketamine

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I have some fucking sweet sideburns, i dont own a camera but if you saw these you would surely break down into tears faced with their pure majesty.

Also, a primitive tribe in the amazon consider me a god, they know me as Larry Garcia, bringer of corn, and have pictures of me on a washing line in their village.

This is 50% accurate.
 

soren7550

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EeveeElectro said:
soren7550 said:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeep! You look SUPER gorgeous in cosplay (although I don't know which one it is, for shame xD)
Why, it's no other than Joanna Dark as she appeared in Perfect Dark Zero:

 

Colour Scientist

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AccursedTheory said:

Nothing says sexy like a large filter canister, if you know what I mean.
You always post the same photo!
You do have nice arms though.


How's that for a weird compliment?
 

Bara_no_Hime

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hazabaza1 said:
Oh jesus. Good fucking luck, knowing Saints Row players anything you plan will be royally fucked up.
My spouse makes a habit of being too smart for rails anyway.

When I was running my Pathfinder-based Mass Effect game, my Spouse (playing Shepard - it was a solo game) avoided getting killed by the collectors (and thus never joined Cerberus), brokered an early peace between the Geth and Quarians (pretty much the first thing after meeting Legion and talking to him for more than five minutes), and turned OFF all the Relays (ie, the Reaper's plan from ME1) when the Reapers showed up, trapping them in a handful of star systems, while allowing the Citadel fleet to access the relays and travel as normal. My spouse is very good at strategy. ^^

hazabaza1 said:
I'm still learning Pathfinder so the idea of a new ruleset seems scary but if you manage to sort out a way to play send me a link to what you use if you do it online, sounds interesting!
I don't typically play online - I prefer in person too much.

As to the other rules, you'll probably have to remind me. Plus, I'll need the time to actually get something worked up. But, sure! ^^
 

Something Amyss

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Colour Scientist said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
OP: I'm so upset that people are posting proper photos instead of ugly faces.
I feel cheated.
I could do both simultaneously. Would that be cheating? :p
Shut up!
Post photo!

You always cop out. :D

Possibly you should have been more specific.

There. Is that better? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!????

:p
 

Colour Scientist

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
OP: I'm so upset that people are posting proper photos instead of ugly faces.
I feel cheated.
I could do both simultaneously. Would that be cheating? :p
Shut up!
Post photo!

You always cop out. :D

Possibly you should have been more specific.

There. Is that better? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!????

:p
Gettin' real tired of your shit, Zachary!
One day you're going to have to cave. :D
 
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Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Colour Scientist said:
OP: I'm so upset that people are posting proper photos instead of ugly faces.
I feel cheated.
I could do both simultaneously. Would that be cheating? :p
Shut up!
Post photo!

You always cop out. :D

Possibly you should have been more specific.

There. Is that better? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!????

:p
You goddamn cop out.

[HEADING=1]WHY WON'T YOU LET US LOVE YOU, AMARANTH?! WHY WON'T YOU LET US![/HEADING]
 

TrulyBritish

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Binnsyboy said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I'm sexy because I come in 2 forms.
Asian and slightly more Asian? :D

I'm the sexiest user because I have a cowboy hat.


I also have an awesome leather jacket, but currently lack a decent picture for it.
Is that guy behind you Slenderman? Those arms and legs seem oddly long :p

As for me, well I'm SO SEXY that if I were to post a picture on here your computers would explode from the sexiness before you even saw it. Therefore, to avoid property damage I cannot show a picture of myself.
(Plus I don't think i actually have a picture on this laptop *grumbles*).
 

TrulyBritish

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Spambot 3000 said:
WARNING: PURE, UNADULTERATED SEXINESS INCOMING

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*screams in pure unadulterated terror*
...
Actually, I think I used to date someone who looked like that... :p
 

Tortilla the Hun

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