Feed Dump: Facebook Girlfriend

[redisforever]

Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?

They did a Loading Ready Run episode on that. It's called Canadian Girlfriend.

OT: That unscriptedness was the best thing ever. EVER.

 

[GasparNolasco]

This was the best Feed Dump in a while. Not that the others have been bad, this one was just really good!

 

[Something Amyss]

Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?

They did a Loading Ready Run episode on that. It's called Canadian Girlfriend.

OT: That unscriptedness was the best thing ever. EVER.

Congratulations, you're our 500th responder. Your prize is in the mail.

 

[Active Schizophrenic]

Oh nice. A site for us nerds, a group infamously full of bullied and marginalized people, making fun of people and calling potentially lonely individuals creeps.

Nice work.

Dude do you ever post anything positive. Not joking here, every post of yours I've seen ever has been negative in some way.

That could be a positive message. You know, to help them see the error of their ways. I'm pretty much a saint. They'll probably give me a medal.

Also, don't call me dude.

If you don't want to be referred to as a "dude" just put that you're a female in your profile. Since you like being referred to as female, it makes sense. Also, since the percentage of female users is maybe 15%, it's a hell of a lot more likely that you're male(especially if it doesn't say what you are in your profile.

I'm not female, so I'm not going to put that in my profile.

I know. But because there isn't an option for anything in between here, pick one if you don't want to be referred to as something you're not. Because if you pick nothing , this will just keep happening.

What does gender have to do with dude? People call everyone dude. I don't like it.

Be fair, why the hell would someone have a problem with being called "dude"? I get why he thought it was a gender issue and not you having a massive stick up the behind.

I don't like it. I said I don't like it. What's the issue?

That may be so, but since there is no forum rule against using what is a pretty damn ubiquitous term as a form of address, there's really nothing short of blocking him you can do to stop him calling you "dude".

DUUUDE!? Who doesn't like being a dude, dude?

 

[redisforever]

Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?

They did a Loading Ready Run episode on that. It's called Canadian Girlfriend.

OT: That unscriptedness was the best thing ever. EVER.

Congratulations, you're our 500th responder. Your prize is in the mail.

Awesome!

Please be money, please be money!

 

[Tiger Sora]

Such a good episode. Everything was funny, some dirty but hey funny humor so it doesn't matter to me. Now I need to defend the world from robot unicorns, with friendship!

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

The song was a pretty good on the spot improv.

A rubber foot on a chain... the only reason I can think of a use for that is a lazy father, instead of kicking his kids he throws the rubber foot at them and uses the chain to pull it back to him.

 

[XMark]

I'll never think of Dirty Harry the same way again.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Kathleen. In the nicest possible way:

Please never sing again...

That's why I don't do singing challenges during desert bus. Its not that I'm shy, it's just that I'm AWFUL.

You mean you wouldn't do a singing challenge even for a large donation? But think of the children your singing will benefit XD

 

[The Random One]

Also, you guys are Canadian. Where do you guys say your fake girlfriends come from?

They did a Loading Ready Run episode on that. It's called Canadian Girlfriend.

OT: That unscriptedness was the best thing ever. EVER.

Congratulations, you're our 500th responder. Your prize is in the mail.

Awesome!

Please be money, please be money!

It is a Canadian girlfriend.

By which I mean it's nothing.

 

[gNetkamiko]

Awesome Feed Dump, guys. Having Kathleen in the chair was kind of a nice change of pace (not saying that I don't like Graham giving the headlines, just that it's nice to see a change every once in a while to keep things interesting.)

And, as far as that foot-on-a-chain goes, even though it's very strange, there are things that are even stranger.

 

[starlit]

Wow I just realized you guys have become my favorite/only source of news. Not sure if it's the hats or that I don't have TV.

 

[Andy Shandy]

See, I'd love to comment on the rest of the Feed Dump but the only thing in my head is the rubber foot on a chain. Because now I'm imagining some guy swinging these bad boys about

 

[Frankfurter4444]

The way we remembered the bases was with the handy Fs:
1. French
2. Feel
3. Finger
4. Fuck

If making out isn't so impressive anymore, I don't know how that would be updated; but I choose to believe you'd just hit a ground rule double rather than mess with the bases.

 

[Pariahwulfen]

So you get Molestia by combining Celestia and Kathleen eh?

 

[BanZeus]

DUUUDE!? Who doesn't like being a dude, dude?

Old Jedi Chad Kroeger?

 

[Active Schizophrenic]

DUUUDE!? Who doesn't like being a dude, dude?

Old Jedi Chad Kroeger?

HOLY SHIT ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING BIG LEBOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Monoclebear]

DUUUDE!? Who doesn't like being a dude, dude?

Old Jedi Chad Kroeger?

HOLY SHIT ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING BIG LEBOWSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the best movie of all time!

 

[tamaness]

Oh nice. A site for us nerds, a group infamously full of bullied and marginalized people, making fun of people and calling potentially lonely individuals creeps.

Nice work.

I'm confused as to how paying someone to be your fake Facebook girlfriend is supposed to make anyone less "lonely." At best, it's a misguided white lie (and I can see it going horribly wrong). Yes, it's pretty creepy to pay someone to pretend to be your girlfriend. It's creepy in real life, and it's no less creepy on Facebook, even though it's probably cheaper.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Oh nice. A site for us nerds, a group infamously full of bullied and marginalized people, making fun of people and calling potentially lonely individuals creeps.

Nice work.

I'm confused as to how paying someone to be your fake Facebook girlfriend is supposed to make anyone less "lonely." At best, it's a misguided white lie (and I can see it going horribly wrong). Yes, it's pretty creepy to pay someone to pretend to be your girlfriend. It's creepy in real life, and it's no less creepy on Facebook, even though it's probably cheaper.

The same reason some lonely people pay to talk to people on the phone; they don't really care about the lonely person and the poor guy or girl knows that. They just want something.

No need to make fun of people in that situation.