'First 3 Twilight Films are Better than the original Star Wars Trilogy'

mrF00bar

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Azure-Supernova said:
Hmmm... no they aren't and no they dont.

Personally I cannot understand why this would be said and I'm not even a Star Wars fan.
I am a fan of the star wars films/games (not a SW nerd) and to be honest I really don't why this would be said either. Star Wars is a film everyone can enjoy but Twilight is aimed at teen aged girls with an over active romantic imagination.
 

Samurai Goomba

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It's an odd conundrum, because Kermode understands a lot about the craft of making movies, but he has TERRIBLE taste. He hates all the movies I like, and likes all the movies I think are crap. Well, more accurately, he hates everything except movies I hate, and hates everything I hate. Because Kermode really does seem to hate almost everything.

He's sort of a film Yahtzee, except Yahtzee is more charitable to games than Kermode is to movies.
 

Casual Shinji

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He also stated that V for Vendetta was better than Watchmen.

Mark Kermode is an okay guy, but sometimes he full of shit.
 

Glamorgan

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Hmmm...
My opinion here is simple. Star Wars IV, V and VI are practically the greatest thing ever. Twilight could never compare to that.

BUT!!!

Episodes I, II and III were just awful. Honestly, Twilight entertained me more.
And don't get me started on The Clone Wars...
 

saphirekosmos

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Okay all I have to say is this:

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!

Don't get me wrong Twilight does get a lot of hatred, I'll even say it is a bit more than it deserves. Hell I'll admit I read all the books and saw the first movie, but I will still happily bash it. It isn't a great series, and even if Star Wars is overrated Twilight still isn't even close to it. I mean Star Wars has had long lasting repercussions, both good and bad. I just think that is something Twilight will never achieve.
 

LandoCristo

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I consider Twilight to be nothing more than chick-porn, really. Just a bunch of pretty boys fighting over this one girl who looks like she smells something vaguely repulsive.

Star Wars, however, is a great movie trilogy, and even the prequel trilogy is better than the crap that is Twilight.
 

Ben Legend

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The twilight films are shit, for one reason, the chose two people who have NO chemistry to play the leads. It just makes it awkward to watch any scenes.
 

Spinozaad

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And once again, internet buzz is created.

When will people learn that, in modern marketing, the hatedom is almost as important as the fandom?
 

jaing1138

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BULL FUCKING SHIT!!! The day a bunch of z-list films bout a bunch of stalking, wife beating, obsessive queer looking vampires that are an afront to the name vampire is considered better than a film series that changed how science fiction films are made is the day i give up on films. Attack of the clones was the worst of the series but its a fucking masterpiece compared to all of the twilight series combined. It's like comparing pluto nash to casablanca. I mean look at what the films general messages are:

star wars: good people end up :) evil people end up :(, even the most evil of people can be redeemed, love can defeat the evil

twilight: stalking is okay, being an obsessive bastard is a sign of affection, beating your wife is okay because you love her

Which film series would you say is better?
 

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Benmonkey7 said:
OH NO! Assemble the troopers! Charge the Death Star! Mobilize the Star Destroyers! Everybody, grab your lightsabers! Breath loudly! We. Must. Get. Him!!!!

I'm kidding, I don't really care what he says.

No, actually? I think we should be quite serious about that. He needs to be punched in the face by a Stormtrooper for saying such madness. >:|
 

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I only use critics to get a feel for something, a decent critic, of games at least, will describe the feel of a game well enough for me to decide wether or not it's the type of thing I'd like, which is all I use them for, so the opinion of a man who's job it is to watch movies doesn't weigh heavily upon me. I don't sleep clutching a plush Chewbacca. That said, I've read someone somewhere saying "people can't tell the difference between what is good and what they like", and it's the same fallacy of saying that, in regards to taste, there is, in fact dispute, and that the speaker is the bringer of enlightenment. Because in reality, there isn't, who are you (proverbial) to decide what constitutes "good taste"? I don't care if you have a column in a magazine or paper or if movie posters quote your reviews, you lack divinity, and that is all that need be said.

Also, is it a possible troll? Maybe he wants to make some commentary on geek culture and intends to use the reaction to his statement as ammo. Because this is like comparing Twilight to LOTR (literarily) in Twilight's favour, and Star Wars is like the geek true cross (we nerds love it too, but once again, no plush Chewies).
 

EeveeElectro

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It's only an opinion, people are allowed them.
I think crunchy peanut better is better than smooth but I'm hoping I won't be grilled over that.
He may be going by sales figures, how much they made in cinemas and DVD releases, or he might just really hate Star Wars.
A bit of an unfair comparison. Like High School Musical and Die Hard...
Anyway, I'm not bothered. Not an opinion I agree with but it's always good to have one.
 

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Wait...What said:
Okay first off, this isn't MY opinion. This is the opinion of Mark Kermode a BBC film critic who i greatly respect. I was just wondering your views on this.
In one simple image:


This is what people do when they're starving for attention. They say absurd and outrageous things so people will rage at them, and consequently generate more attention/publicity towards them than they could ever gather by themselves.

QED: How many people in this very thread do you think ever even heard that person's name before now? Yeah.
 

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I do hope that he is joking? I can see hes point if he is comparing it to epiode 1,2 and 3 but not the other ones.
 

OceanRunner

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He could be confusing the orignal Star Wars trilogy with the prequels, though even they are far superior to Twilight.
 

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Sometimes I feel sorry for Robert Pattinson for being in such a terrible film and getting all this attention he never asked for. But then I remember that he is also knee-deep in clunge.

As for this story, I'll believe it when I see a source.