Hawki said:
...that women shouldn't aspire to greatness, should not take to the field of battle, should settle down in a garden, and marry someone they get to know after being rejected by your first love?
Much as I like Eowyn as a character, it's an affection that comes entirely from the Jackson films. Book!Eowyn is bland at best, and certainly not an example of an "empowered" character.
...and here we have exactly the quark-gluon, galaxy-brain, take I was hoping for when I brought up Eowyn in the context of Feminist Money Shots in the first place.
So, Eowyn trundles up to Aragorn and begs his leave to break her sworn oaths to liege, realm, and subjects so she can follow him into a cave populated by men who had been cursed with undeath by Aragorn's own ancestor for breaking sworn oaths.
Why? Well, as Eowyn tells the Dunadan who had been fostered by his great-great-whatever uncle Elrond, one of the great elf-lords, legendary warrior and Ring-bearer, and greatest healer of the age, there's no renown or glory in healing or care-giving.
Nope, the only way to show virtue, says the woman who's never seen battle to the veteran, is to sally forth, kill, and die for king and country. But only as long as your deeds are witnessed and sung about, says court-dweller noblewoman to the man who's had to live his entire life in secrecy, and is trying to execute a task upon the secrecy of which rests the fate of the entire world.
Now, exactly how fucking stupid is Eowyn? Or is she just brainwashed by her hyper-masculine, death-cult culture?
So, at this point,
after Eowyn in her pride insults Aragorn, his blood and foster family, his legacy, his beliefs, and his duty, Aragorn still tells her no. Thus, she goes off, because
obviously this
has to be about how she's a
woman. As opposed to...I dunno, being a naive, entitled donkey who talks big about shit she knows nothing about, and is willing to betray and abandon the people whom she'd sworn to lead and protect, to chase a teenage infatuation born entirely out of projecting her own insecurities onto Aragorn?
You go grrl, yas kween slay!
So she rides off to commit Suicide by Nazgul, dragging Merry into her culturally-inspired vendetta against her own existence, and damn near succeeds but whacks the Witch-King despite herself. Which is the hollowest victory in the entire goddamn trilogy, considering this didn't influence the outcome of the battle, she didn't actually manage to save anyone, and in fact nearly got a
shitload of people killed on her behalf.
You go grrl, yas kween slay!
So, the Witch-King beats her ass to within an inch of her life, and that last inch is just about gone thanks to the Black Breath. So here comes the newly-crowned King of Gondor with that lowly, virtue-less, woman work of his to, y'know, make her not die. And....
WHAAAAAAAT? there's this pretty cool nobleman over here who
doesn't want to charge off to the nearest bloody, muddy, hellpit and die screaming and helpless for the sake of "glory", who just wants to grow and build stuff, and protect people because it's just the right thing to do?
Why it's almost as if Eowyn's entire upbringing, and everything she grew up "knowing" about traditional gender roles and expectations, was utter bullshit! Maybe there's a better way to live than in a hyper-masculinized medieval death cult? Like, you know, celebrate life not death, save lives instead of take them, protect people instead of abandon them, and do something because it's right to do instead of for the asspats?
Who writes this hippy garbage, WWI vets who hate war and the glorification thereof?