How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

I did it in the mmost epic way possible.
I'll give you time to process what that could mean.

How did you not nuke the dolphins?

 

[Neonbob]

They weren't in the right places.

How did you get intel on the mushroom men?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I planted tarantula bots on them.

How did you find all my tarantula bots?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

With dust mite bots.

How did you start a nuclear holocaust?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With nukes.
Duh...

How did you let me acquire said nukes?

 

[Norik]

You burned down my house for the insurance money.

How did you find Atlantis?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I read the scrolls that were under the Sphinx's paw.

How did you not know about that?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't follow you all the damn time, you know. Just some of it.

How did you avoid disaster?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ghost powers.

How did you survive in the bunker while 10000 ravenous zombies rampaged right outside?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They were my zombies.

How did you not see that I became a lich?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Because I'm already the Dark Lich!

Therefore I do not need to pay attention to lower worms.

How did you survive my Gigaflare Spell?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a megashield umbrella.

How did you find the magical macguffin?

 

[Aisaka]

I used the search bar.

How did you make that Rhino stop being angry?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I used aromatherapy and massage.

How did you find your steak?

 

[Neonbob]

I used my nose. And the A1 sauce led me to it.

How did you get a midget to jump?

 

[The Infinite]

I asked them to.

How did you destroy that tank?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a very large gun. It fires bullets the size of your arm. :-D

How did you get killed by recoil?

 

[The Infinite]

It was that damn gun you used, it ripped my bloody arm off it did.

How did the whales survive the nuking?

 

[Neonbob]

They dove a little too deep.
Then when they came up, they died from a horrible case of the bends.

How did you make it to the finals?

 

[brtshstel]

I'm just that damn good.

How did you convince them to buy that useless piece of garbage iPad?