How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using a time machine.

How did you not know what a time machine was?

 

[terribleyetfun]

I`ve been living under a rock for the past couple of decades it was a nice rock too with shag carpeting and a disco ball.

how did you build a time machine in the first place anyhow?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I live in the stone ages, where all the time machines are broken.
You'd be surprised what you can do with a toaster, some bubble gum, and a few paperclips.

How did you bring an end to world-wide tyranny?

 

[terribleyetfun]

A whole lot of walking and a whole lot of beating people with potato sacks filled with rocks

How did you kill the internet?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I put Rule 34 and Goaste links, pics, and vids on every site. the attack caused a chain reaction, causing users to get off the internet.

How did you get away with murder?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By having cop friends.

How did you beat the system?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With a stick.

How did you eat razor blades?

 

[Neonbob]

I chew really thoroughly.

How did you get a toaster into a pringles can?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By shrinking the toaster.

How did you shrink my house?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't, you just got bigger.

How did you grow to such gigantic proportions?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hell if i know.

How did you get me back to normal?

 

[Pm0n3y]

It's a family trait.

How did you survive looking at the /b/ section on 4chan?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I put you in the dryer too long.
I have the mental fortitude of an ox.

How did you defeat Ghenghis Khan?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making him watch the Disney channel for a whole day.

How did you defeat Hannibal?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I made him a vegetarian.

How did you control the Gurren Lagann?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By watching Toppen Guragann Lagan.

How did you pilot EVA 01?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Just make it up as I went along

How did you react to my answer?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With horror.

How did your write Eragon better than Paulini?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Like this: HOISNFONWETLINSOISNETNW!

How did you translate that gibberish?

[sup]Ninja'd, but it's funnier this way.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

I speak fluent gibberish.

How did you make it snow?