How did you do that?

[XIII's Number XIV]

Simple: 17 ate each other and the last one ate itself until it imploded.

How did you survive a mauling of leprechauns?

 

[Baby Eater]

I jumped up on to a 5 foot shelf

how did you save the space cows?

 

[Ren3004]

I gave them space grass..


How did you steal my steel bat?

 

[Baby Eater]

magnet
how did you find the square root of pi?

 

[Ren3004]

With my superior intelligence.


How did you give me superior intelligence?

 

[Neonbob]

I was bored with talking to morons.

How did you clap three hundred times in one second?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm on crystal meth.

How did you make that kitten rise from the dead?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I gave it a 1 up

How did Luigi get his own game?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave it to him. I'm cool like that.

How did you let a dog hump you?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It was for SCIENCE!

How did you get in a gunfight with Santa?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I snuck downstairs,Santa wasn't fat or wearing a red coat!He was asian and wearing a black mask.

How did you fight Voltron Lolcat form?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I broke out my Apache ROFLcopter.

How did you beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit him until he fell. Duh.

How did you crash through a wall?

 

[Azraellod]

Well, you've never mentioned it before, and I don't judge by appearances.

How did you get away with all those murders [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-rTHOpgxE]?

 

[Azraellod]

I'm magical.

How did you find the end of the rainbow?

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa.

How did you get all those internet people to delude themselves into thinking that Chuck Norris is better than Mr. T?

 

[Neonbob]

Mass hypnosis and the meme minds of 4chan...

How did you make me remember one of my biggest regrets?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By showing you pictures of the bodies.

How did you fit that in there?