How did you do that?

[Kuchinawa212]

I gave it a 1 up

How did Luigi get his own game?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave it to him. I'm cool like that.

How did you let a dog hump you?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It was for SCIENCE!

How did you get in a gunfight with Santa?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I snuck downstairs,Santa wasn't fat or wearing a red coat!He was asian and wearing a black mask.

How did you fight Voltron Lolcat form?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I broke out my Apache ROFLcopter.

How did you beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit him until he fell. Duh.

How did you crash through a wall?

 

[Azraellod]

Well, you've never mentioned it before, and I don't judge by appearances.

How did you get away with all those murders [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-rTHOpgxE]?

 

[Azraellod]

I'm magical.

How did you find the end of the rainbow?

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa.

How did you get all those internet people to delude themselves into thinking that Chuck Norris is better than Mr. T?

 

[Neonbob]

Mass hypnosis and the meme minds of 4chan...

How did you make me remember one of my biggest regrets?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By showing you pictures of the bodies.

How did you fit that in there?

 

[Neonbob]

I ignored it...glitter is never good.

How did you sign your name on water?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With the burning blood of kittens fed on gasoline.

How did you condense the universe and fit it into a convenient carrying case?

 

[Timotei]

I used a compressed file.

How did you write write a book on the evolution knitting.

 

[Neonbob]

I asked my grandmother for history.

How did you make the air in front of you visible?

 

[sms_117b]

With a incredibly elaborate and well thought out evil plan.

How did you get Radiohead to show up?

 

[Neonbob]

I bribed them. They're expensive, too!

How did you learn to follow people?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

years of experience and a killer instinct

how did you manege to trench coat a 5 hour plane trip without being caught ONCE!!

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa.

How did you get the cowards to run?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I showed them a picture of a gun.

How did you defy the future?