How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

bribing george lucas

how did you kill darth vader?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some retarded and arbitrary twist, I presume.

How did you butcher Lord Vader's image?

 

[therealsomeguy]

with a meat cleaver and 3 prequals

how did this become about star wars?

 

[Baby Eater]

by mentioning metachloria- ****** smack*

how did you let george lucas get horrible at movies?

 

[therealsomeguy]

he did it when i wasnt looking, he's a shifty litter bugger

how did you get the cake when thecakeisalie?

 

[Neonbob]

I sucked his brain out with a bendy straw and replaced it with some of Uwe Boll's gray matter. told the internet meme to fuck off while I baked my own.

How did you learn how to punch holes in walls?

 

[therealsomeguy]

wikipedia

How did you know i knew how to make waffles?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You made some for me once.

Why can't you make pancakes next time?

 

[therealsomeguy]

ran out of my secret ingredent of rat droppin....ummm...i mean honey

how did you not like my waffles

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I discovered they had rat droppings in them.

How did you eat that for 7 years and not fall ill?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Iron stomach

How did the monkey get back from space?

 

[KiruTheMant]

15 Balloons,a string to his tail,and a bullet tied to that string

How did my AVI poop rainbows?

 

[Baby Eater]

by selling its adorable little soul to satan

how did you become the worlds shortest giant?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I jumped on my bed and my head hit the roof

How did you get the roof all the way up there?

 

[Neonbob]

I built the house up. Fifty floors.

How did you make your captors release you?

 

[Ren3004]

I just asked them nicely. They were reasonable. And maybe not very good at their job.


How did you find out why the chicken crossed the road?

 

[Neonbob]

I asked it. Simple, really.

How did you bend a knife with your mind?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, my mind was controlling my hands.



How did you fall for the oldest trick in the book?

 

[Baby Eater]

after I realised there is no knife and was actually bending myself

how did you not see that matrix joke coming?

 

[Ren3004]

After watching Matrix Revolutions, I banged my head so many times that I became amnesic.


How did you survive the zombie apocalypse?