How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I brainwashed the masses with flashy ads and promises of future potential.

How did you go bankrupt?

 

[SoloStoffe]

I gave all my money away since I thought it was fake...

How did you kill Jesus?

 

[Neonbob]

I put it in an absolute zero environment.
FUCK YOU IT'S POSSIBLE.

How did you contain energy in your fingers?

 

[axle 19]

I clenched my fists.
It's all tingly.

How did you destroy the one ring with your mind?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a telekinetic bastard.

How did you get in contact with Mike Tyson?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I called the number on his tigers collar

How did you see a bad movie when you are blind

 

[Neonbob]

Easily.
The film was projected into my mind.

How did you adjust your ears?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Easily, I installed mixers for my ears

How did you tune out the world

 

[Neonbob]

Going to sleep is a great thing you know.

How did you avoid addiction?

 

[brtshstel]

The best way to beat addiction is never to start in the first place.

How did you auto-tune the Epic Beard Man fight?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. I refused to touch Auto-Tune. EVER.

How did you make that kind of crap popular?

 

[axle 19]

I created an untraceable spambot.

How did you stay awake for 2 weeks?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I take caffeine through an IV drip.

How did you survive your encounter with the Grue?

 

[Tsunimo]

I wore a sweater vest.

How were you able to kill Godzilla?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I beat him in a limbo contest.

How did you lose the game?

 

[The Infinite]

Because you just told me about it.

How did you eat a years worth of gravy in one night?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I opened my mouth really wide and thought happy thoughts.

How did you deflect the asteroid?

 

[The Infinite]

With a massive sound system and a kicking Baseline.

How did you convert lead into gold without the Philosophers Stone.

 

[Omegatronacles]

With lots of paint.

How did you open the trapdoor?

 

[The Infinite]

The key was under the flowerpot. Seriously you need a better hiding place.

How did you make Mr. T into the fool?