How did you have sex?

[JONESCR]

My first time was "to fix the relationship" never do that terrible decision it should be a natural thing

 

[Kud]

My first time was on the floor drunk at my friend's house with my at the time girlfriend.

I REGRET NOTHING

 

[Brad Shepard]

THe first girl i had sex with is the girl i am still with, we have been together, we are both 21, and I love this girl with all my heart, i dont care about sex, its nice, but I have her, thats all i need.

 

[Trull]

Missionary me on top.



EDIT: That's all you wanted to know, right?

 

[somonels]

You know, I have no idea. People say that I did but all I have is their word on it. I'm pretty sure the party, for normal persons but not me, bored me to death and I found a dark little spot where I could snooze through it.
I was pretty sure it was a prank but nobody has confessed to it. But I'm pretty sure that I was the only one sober so maybe they mistook a washing machine for me.
So yeah, that ?was? ?my? ?first? time.

 

[egrutt]

to quote Poison:

At the drive-in
In the old mans ford
Behind the bushes
Until I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

 

[Elate]

Everyone's approaching this so awkwardly (probably cos it's awkward) but mine's really typical. We were 16, had been going out for a few months, had sex, it sucked and then we broke up. Ahh, youth.

Yea basically this. First time was terrible, two virgins just doesn't make for fun time.

 

[Gardenia]

Ah....I see you found my true motives.....

I now imagine you as a bond villain, sitting in a wheel chair, gently stroking a cat.
OT: Me and my gf had been dating (if I have to use that disgusting word) for about a month, then we decided to have sex. She had experience, I had not. We were at it for like an hour when we decided that we were tired, and that I wasn't going to climax out of stage fright.

 

[The Last Parade]

it was in highschool, like actually in the highschool, it's not as bad as you think, we had an entire room

then the zombies came

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Im one of those people who doesnt believe in sex before marriage...
Same applies to my girlfriend of 1 year...

Considering we are both 18, I will leave you to figure out where this leaves me on this topic.

 

[Seaf The Troll]

I looked down one day and found that i was a male.. that makes my sex male

Muha ha ha ha

 

[SckizoBoy]

I now imagine you as a bond villain, sitting in a wheel chair, gently stroking a cat.

A hell of a euphemism if I ever saw one... the only way you could make it worse is if you inserted the word 'purring'...

OT: Now that I'm feeling less shitty and actually remembered my first post:

Met gf#2 in therapy... hooked up for the companionship. Went over to her place during the holidays to meet her folks and spend a long weekend there. Parents were out, brother was over at his gf's, other siblings had already moved out. We fumbled about and I made her bleed... not nice for either of us...

Second time, though, was all kinds of out of this world awesome... at that point I developed a certain kind of addiction, shall we say...

 

[flyer son of no one]

well we were friends first before we dated, and after 2 weeks together we were alone in her room and it just happened, we were making out and started undressing each other

 

[MaxiP62]

I'm 15, haven't done it yet, got close not too long ago, and then her parents found out we were talking about it... didn't go down to well and now I'm never allowed to see her again... life goes on.

 

[Robert Ewing]

First time? Like a ninja. Mum was downstairs, mega quiet secks for me.

 

[Byere]

Missionary position, but not for the sole purpose of procreation...

 

[Avalanche91]

A threesome with my ex and her girlfriend

It was weird/awesome

 

[jthm]

We were kissing on her couch, She straddled my waist and moved her nethers in a rubbing motion against me (which is a pretty clear indicator that a girl is aroused and wants to fuck you) I put a hand on her left breast, and we went from there.

Here's a tip for you OP. It's not everything you've built it up to be. Yes it's fun, yes it feels good at the time, but the fact that you're spending time asking people on the internet how to go about getting* a girl to fuck you and what's worse, you're actually reading the responses like they will help in your endeavor to get laid means you've already attached more significance to the act than it actually has. If you care that much and you're so worked up about it, just pay someone to fuck you and get it out of your system.

*getting: That's the other thing that struck me about your posts. You're asking (like a lot of virgins** on the internet) how to "get" someone to have sex with you. You don't. There are no magic words to open someone's thighs or make their dick hard. It happens pretty spontaneously. Just be open to the idea of it and don't be so awkward or nervous that you say something stupid or creepy and you'll get along fine.

** There is no shame to being a virgin. I know there's a negative connotation to that word, particularly amongst virgins, but there really isn't any shame to the state of not having had sex yet. Don't let it define you.

***Use protection, it's a scary world of VD out there and it's not worth having some unpleasant STD that won't go away for a few minutes of pleasure (and children count as an STD too).

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

OT: sorry that I can't contribute here guys. Trying to remain celibate and asexual. Though the prospect is intriguing. Also: ELLIPSES!!

How can you try to be asexual, you are or you aren't.

It's not like you can fend off homosexuality.

>.>

Not sure if serious. If you want me to clarify: I'm not in the mood for relationships or sexual encounters and probably won't be for a while.

....

Also, you just called me gay, didn't you? How... odd.

No, I'm saying you can't just be "trying to remain" asexual, you either are or you aren't.

There is a difference between "not being in the mood at the moment" and being properly asexual.

Are you an asexual or not, you post implies you just use the tag as you are trying to remain celebit .

You got a point there. Damn me for misunderstanding terms again! Thanks for pointing that out. ^.^

 

[Gitty101]

T'was actually my Girlfriend who did the convincing the first time. Still together after 3 years, still loving it. Since then though the dynamic in who initiates it has shifted somewhat.