Make a durable time capsule w/ letter, try to find a cave to hide in w/ my nearby friends and family, stock up on resources as best as I can (including tools). I'd be lucky to get that much done so I'm not worried about anything else. Plus, if humanity is actually destroyed (including ALL of its constituents), then the only thing that will make a difference is the time capsule in case aliens or a new sentient species stumble upon it.
Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours
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I could see your reason. You obviously want to be a sort of guardian angel and deliver a swift and just death upon those that you hold close. Truly heroic. You'd save people three hours of endless pining, regret, and existential crisis and thus suffer the savorance of your own sins. Truly a hero, you are.Xpwn3ntial said:
Well if we're free to make up whatever then I'd miraculously gain the ability fly, breathe in space and travel faster than the speed of light. I'd fly away laughing. Theirs bound to be some kind of intelligent life out there somewhere and I'd soon find em and declare myself their new overlord.
If the laws of reality are absolute though, eh maybe a killing spree with my buds. I'd rather die having fun than having sex.
If the laws of reality are absolute though, eh maybe a killing spree with my buds. I'd rather die having fun than having sex.
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I would try not to care, grab a cigar and a bottle of whiskey and enjoy it. Won't make a difference in 3 hours anyway.
Spend five minutes making a playlist of all the songs I want to listen to before humanity is destroyed, and then read a really good book while listening to said playlist and avoiding the people who might want to have sex with me. Oh, and if they're around, I'd give my friends and family a hug and tell them 'no hard feelings, really.'
1) Put on that Spacesuit I bought via eBay
2) Take High Altitude Zeppelin with canned food supplies
3) If high enough, turn on ion thrusters
4) F*ck off as far as possible.
5) Film the event from Spaaaaace!
6) Return safely to ground (Because, where the fonk else would I be able to breathe!?)
7) Check Svalbard Global Seed Vault
8) Farm & roam around for usefull stuff
Yeah, I've been thinking about this for a while, still not perfect, but its a start.
2) Take High Altitude Zeppelin with canned food supplies
3) If high enough, turn on ion thrusters
4) F*ck off as far as possible.
5) Film the event from Spaaaaace!
6) Return safely to ground (Because, where the fonk else would I be able to breathe!?)
7) Check Svalbard Global Seed Vault
8) Farm & roam around for usefull stuff
Yeah, I've been thinking about this for a while, still not perfect, but its a start.
Sex with anything, indulging myself with food, videogames whilst humping anything, beating the shit out of anyone who has pissed me off.
Mass property damage just for the fun of it also I would try free running on everything just to feel like Ezio! However knowing what English public transport it like I will probably only get to do half of those things.
Mass property damage just for the fun of it also I would try free running on everything just to feel like Ezio! However knowing what English public transport it like I will probably only get to do half of those things.
Have sex with my girlfriend.
Go to the Plaza and wreck shit with her.
Go to EB Games and grab a trolley of games and then throw them at people for kicks.
More sex with girlfriend in food court.
Sex in Kmart.
Sex in EB games whilst playing games I haven't gotten to play before (preferrably 2-player).
etc, etc. . .
I think you catch the drift.
Go to the Plaza and wreck shit with her.
Go to EB Games and grab a trolley of games and then throw them at people for kicks.
More sex with girlfriend in food court.
Sex in Kmart.
Sex in EB games whilst playing games I haven't gotten to play before (preferrably 2-player).
etc, etc. . .
I think you catch the drift.
commit a lot of crimes and send an email to telling him he's a colossal dickweed. Naturally.OniaPL said:
OT: sry for double posts, but I'd also make a flamethrower from a kerosene tank and charge around like a dickhead lighting stuff on fire. Y'know, like the leprechaun tells me to.
