I got a crowbar

[Mister Benoit]

I keep them in my car; "just in case".

This made me laugh out loud.

Smash a can of soup with it.

 

[Deusoma]

Run around with it constantly held up to your face, as if it were a first-person shooter weapon.

Or you could, you know, rub it on your balls.

 

[Daye.04]

Use it for EVERTHING! There's nothing that wouldn't be better with a crowbar involved...nothing!

Wait .. Even sex?

I don't actually know what crowbars are used ...
What! You use screwdrivers to open up tombs! Why?

Oddly enough it was the "screwdriver" part, and not the "tomb" part that freaked you out =P

AS for what to do with a crowbar. I'd say pretty much as the others. Also. Hold it in front of your face, making it look like a FPS. I do that a lot, when I have nothing to do at work, and I'm near a crowbar (the best thing is our crowbar is red =D) ... What? What??

 

[Neonbob]

Use it for EVERTHING! There's nothing that wouldn't be better with a crowbar involved...nothing!

Wait .. Even sex?

Hmmm...OH SHIT! Rule 34*! DAMN YOU DAYE FOR SPAWNING THAT!
[sup]I think that's the one[/sup]

I don't actually know what crowbars are used ...
What! You use screwdrivers to open up tombs! Why?

Oddly enough it was the "screwdriver" part, and not the "tomb" part that freaked you out =P

AS for what to do with a crowbar. I'd say pretty much as the others. Also. Hold it in front of your face, making it look like a FPS. I do that a lot, when I have nothing to do at work, and I'm near a crowbar (the best thing is our crowbar is red =D) ... What? What??

That's perfectly normal. As is wondering why the sound that it makes when hitting people in the head in a game isn't the same as in real life...and the running from the cops and hiding in the woods for hours after the event...
Wait, what are we talking about?
Oh right!
You should use it as a small cane and do a dance number while spinning it all around!

 

[Daye.04]

Hmmm...OH SHIT! Rule 34*! DAMN YOU DAYE FOR SPAWNING THAT/1
[sup]I think that's the one[/sup]

Yes it is. But it couldn't possibly be that bad with just involving a crowbar dur... Oh .. Oh! Oh god! The pictures! Take them away!

But yeah. You could also use it for what it's supposed to be used .. You know killing the zombines, combines and zombies opening wooden boxes, floor, walls and such ..

 

[Neonbob]

Hmmm...OH SHIT! Rule 34*! DAMN YOU DAYE FOR SPAWNING THAT/1
[sup]I think that's the one[/sup]

Yes it is. But it couldn't possibly be that bad with just involving a crowbar dur... Oh .. Oh! Oh god! The pictures! Take them away!

But yeah. You could also use it for what it's supposed to be used .. You know killing the zombines, combines and zombies opening wooden boxes, floor, walls and such ..

Yes...yes, anything to remove those images...
Steel wool is not enough...my eyes...they still burn...oh dear lord...I never thought...the whole thing...jesus...I think that would need a surgeon to remove...what have you unleashed upon the world, Daye?
Opening boxes...use it to open boxes...boxes...
*shudders*

 

[ssgt splatter]

Pry open a cash register and take all the money.
...
...
Oh something legal...uhh...umm...err, I don't know. What can you do with a crowbar that's considered legal?

 

[Vrex360]

Put on glasses, dress in an grey orange suit then run around breaking crates with it.... and see if the ownders of the crates get the joke.

 

[lava_lamp]

make bullet holes in the wall

 

[r4ndom]

1 )Get another 3,
2 )tape them together

3) attach to a motor
4) wait for z day

 

[captain awesome 12]

Eat... cake with it?

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.

I have to go with the wrench for versatility. It works on everything from deranged "splicers" in Rapture to maintenance robots aboard the Von Braun.

But if you really must go with the crowbar, do a "Tango and Cash" and use it to slide down live power lines to escape from prison.

 

[Zersy]

1 )Get another 3,
2 )tape them together,
3 )make a grappling hook,
4 )Climb things

or tie it to a strong stick, put a small fish on it and go sea fishing...

NICE !

 

[Calobi]

Bring down the farming industry by destroying their-

Actually, that's so bad I won't say it.

Now I'm curios. What could a crow bar be used to destroy that would topple the farming industry?

Pry open a cash register and take all the money.
...
...
Oh something legal...uhh...umm...err, I don't know. What can you do with a crowbar that's considered legal?

The real question is "legal where," as I'm sure there are places where the definition of "legal" is about the same as "wealthy enough".

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Use it to take out speed cameras, please? i will pay you. Then smash some hobo in the face and take his money.

 

[reinersailer]

Do what you want with your crowbar, but think about people, using this one: http://shop.navyseals.com/detail.aspx?ID=1436

 

[Motti]

Put some thick glasses on and beat an alien to death with it.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

It's a crowbar, use it to bar crows maybe?

 

[timmytom1]

I wanted it since I saw it yesterday,and I got it today for about $8. looks like this



but not bent bent out at the bottom.

What should I do with it first? Something legal, and nobody say anything about rubbing it on my balls, it's a cold bar of steel, thats just a bad idea.

Have you not played half-life? there are only 2 things you can do with a crowbar

1:Go around killing headcrabs (makes a lot of noise and mess so not adviseable)

2:Go around smashing crates up

 

[timmytom1]

Ask Gordan Freeman, he'd probably have the best response to: "I've got a crowbar."

Yeah i spoke to him about it some yaers ago now and he said ".............".Good advice you should all follow that philosophy