If you could nuke a country?

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Convoy

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I'm an American, I'd nuke my own country and Israel. For world peace. I'd have a statue in my honor.
 

DoPo

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Razada said:
This thread is akin to asking "If you could put the people of any given nation into a camp similar to Auschwitz, what would you do?"
A cake? I can make a cake.

But I see how that isn't as funny.
 

Monkeyman O'Brien

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The US. Probably New York. Just because I would love to give them a taste of their own medicine and maybe the threat of further attacks would get them to stop acting like world police.
 

dobahci

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Monkeyman O said:
The US. Probably New York. Just because I would love to give them a taste of their own medicine and maybe the threat of further attacks would get them to stop acting like world police.
More than likely it would have the opposite effect. New York got attacked once already, and the US's response was to invade two countries.
 

DarthFennec

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Nuking ... countries ... why? Nobody deserves that, and no country has ever done anything to me ...
 

Clive Howlitzer

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Even if I could nuke any country, I wouldn't. Why would I want to bring about that level of destruction on anyone? Nice to know everyone here has such genocidal thoughts.
 

Fenix7

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I live in Iran and came to this thread solely to see how many "Iran" replies there were going to be, and I'm positively surprised there aren't that many! Congratulations Escapist for having a low density of simpletons that believe everything the media spoonfeeds to them.

As for the question, nowhere. I'd rather die 10 times over. Living with the innocent blood of millions of people on my hands is not something I am able to do. Nukes are retarded weapons and should have never existed.
 

Something Amyss

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I wouldn't nuke a country. I would demand all major nations pay me an obscene amount of money OR they would be first.

Mwahahahahahahahaha
 

ablac

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Considering all nations mostly consist of innocents I wouldnt nuke any. For fun however lets nuke France. Im British what else do yu expect.
 

DarthFennec

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Monkeyman O said:
The US. Probably New York. Just because I would love to give them a taste of their own medicine and maybe the threat of further attacks would get them to stop acting like world police.
... yeah, you obviously don't know the US very well lol. The main reason we're acting like world police right now in the first place is because over a decade ago some douche flew a plane into one building in New York, so I'm pretty sure a nuke would just make it that much worse ...
 

Aeshi

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Sweden, the only things that have slithered out of that miserable hole are Pirates, "SWE?" brats and open-source using kneejerks who believe "the man" is hiding all the cancer cures because they somehow make money off it
 

IamQ

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None. I've got nothing against any people of any nation, just their leaders.
 

Zenron

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None, I'm not an arsehole and people are inherently similar. I think that pretty much sums up my thoughts on this.
 

danirax

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I will nuke the MOON!!!! muahahahahaha......
reason: just cuz
*after the nuke hits the moon*
hmmm it seemed such a good idea at the time.....
 

Smithburg

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Forget countries, I'd nuke the moon, knock it back a few miles, have it pull harder so the waves get bigger, then go surf. Fuck yeah
 

Smithburg

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danirax said:
I will nuke the MOON!!!! muahahahahaha......
reason: just cuz
*after the nuke hits the moon*
hmmm it seemed such a good idea at the time.....
XD I didn't even see your post till mine registered.
 

PromethianSpark

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Convoy said:
I'm an American, I'd nuke my own country and Israel. For world peace. I'd have a statue in my honor.
I would build one in your honour!

GenericAmerican said:
Atlantis, it's out there, and I say we get rid of it.
Omg Lol!


Nine strategic nukes is all that is required to blow the planet of its axis and trigger doomsday! Would have to choose that
 

IamQ

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Aeshi said:
Sweden, the only things that have slithered out of that miserable hole are Pirates, "SWE?" brats and open-source using kneejerks who believe "the man" is hiding all the cancer cures because they somehow make money off it
I've been thinking and thinking, and I can't honestly deduce whether you're being serious or not. I mean, do you honestly think that those three things are the only things that come out of Sweden? And because of those things, we deserve to be nuked?

In that case, maybe I'll just remind you of some good Swedish things, game related even, since this is a gaming site mainly, that you seem to have missed.

Battlefield/Mirrors Edge: Swedish
Just Cause: Swedish
Amnesia/Prenumbra: Swedish
Syndicate (2012): Swedish
Minecraft: Swedish
The Darkness(2007): Swedish
 

geK0

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These joke theoretical question threads get way too political : \

Antarctica!! because fuck penguins!