If your genitals was a game...

[BJK55123]

Viva Pinata- It's enjoyed by young and old alike.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Half Life 3. Not episode 3, Half Life 3. Because it is going to be a decade before anyone on this site learns anything about my genitalia.

The snip of hilarity

Spoiler: This picture is very relevant to how I feel right now.

They ache from my laughter.

The other side of Aslan you never see.

Well even the Jesus Lion needs to tend to his balls every now and then.

That actually clarified my thoughts greatly! I imagined Jesus Lion, Raptor Jesus, Pirate Cyborg Ninja Jesus, Optimus Prime, and Republican Jesus sitting around a campfire sharing stories and talking about their balls.

Spoiler: Don't forget to invite Space Jesus!

How could I forget space jesus?!

But...but...midichlorians! The bible is filled with Midichlorians!

No. Now you are just making stuff up to save your own hide, and we do not tolerate such behavior. BiG Mike will come around to your house in the next week. Enjoy your anus while it's still whole.

You are just like a schoolgirl. You take me in with innocent, friendly banter, and the next thing I know, my anus is in danger.

Help me, space jesus!

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

Earth Defense Force, it's long, violent, and unsatisfying.

 

[RA92]

Mortal Kombat. It's the payoff that counts.

...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Oh shit, we have jailbait amongst us!

I only look like jailbait.

Only.

That's what they always say...

<..>

 

[Samechiel]

Fable 3

I got a crown.
BA-DUM-TISH!

Oh, come on. You're selling yourself short.

You don't just have a crown, but a ton of bugs, no replayablility, and everyone regrets the purchase!

 

[RanD00M]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

 

[chuckman1]

Ninjabread man its short and unsatisfying

 

[Paksenarrion]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

Whoops! We're getting close to balls-kneeing territory...sorry, just a little sensitive about *that word*. You know..."territory".

 

[Paksenarrion]

Mortal Kombat. It's the payoff that counts.

...she looks like some kind of...loli death machine...

Oh shit, we have jailbait amongst us!

I only look like jailbait.

Only.

That's what they always say...

<..>

But officer, she said she was a Chaotic Evil Gravitic Engine!

 

[RanD00M]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

Whoops! We're getting close to balls-kneeing territory...sorry, just a little sensitive about *that word*. You know..."territory".

I think I'll let the Duke explain my protection against this activity.

 

[Tsunimo]

Portal. It's been beaten by everyone, and know there are jokes about it all over the internet.
Wait...

 

[Blemontea]

Dark Cloud 2

Its long... but people rarely play with it

 

[Death God]

Red Dead Revolver.
When your playing it, you feel like a badass.

Edit: Found a much better one: Battle Ships; long, hard, and full of sea men.

 

[dkyros]

idk
but what I do know is that I would beat it again and again, and it would be multiplayer =)

 

[FightThePower]

Incoming. Great fun, but no one really plays with it except me.

 

[RA92]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into Unintentional pun....

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

 

[MikeyW]

A soundboard app on the iphone.

Short and pointless.

 

[RanD00M]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into Unintentional pun....

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

Spoiler: This here is Big Mike

I don't think he'll have any problems at all.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

Whoops! We're getting close to balls-kneeing territory...sorry, just a little sensitive about *that word*. You know..."territory".

I think I'll let the Duke explain my protection against this activity.

Help me, space jesus!

There ain't no space Jesus to help you now little lady. You in rape territory now.

BiG Mike doesn't know what he's getting into Unintentional pun....

http://www.db3d.de/3d/facehugger-17.jpg

You guys flatter me. Never in my experience has a sexual organ received so much attention-

Portal. It's been beaten by everyone, and know there are jokes about it all over the internet.
Wait...

Um... <_<

H-Here...have some cake.

 

[Luke5515]

Duke Nukem the most manly thing since forever.

Yeah, but no one has seen it for years =D