In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it spread through half the city!
You caused several million pounds of damage!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that was nothing compared to my original plans.


You hacked the safe and stole the plans.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I was stopping you destroying the entire city!
You tried to destroy the entire city!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didn't like living there anymore.

You rode the missile into the crater.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was being a stylish ************!

You screamed in my ears!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed your brain

you broke into the laboratory.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had stolen my top secret fish tank!

You didn't submit to my will!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was because i intended to kill you and take the throne.

You shredded my soda cans before i could sell them.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was laying traps for the nightly invader. I figured some really sharp cans would deter them from stealing my shit tonight!

You cut open my chest to poke my ribs!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was performing an experiment on your heart.

You drove several needles into my brain.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you said you where stressed and wanted acupuncture!
You asked me to give you acupuncture!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i asked for a tattoo.

You drew the wrong tattoo.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the one you wanted was atrocious!

You put too much shiny in my drink!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i wanted to make you glow in the dark.

You didn't glow in the dark.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I glow all the time! It's a perk of nuking everything I see.
You don't nuke enough stuff!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i need to keep the towns around to make more money.

You left the town.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it was full of tramps!
You rob tramps!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they always have the best alcoholic drinks.

You drank rubbing alcohol.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed to kill a bunch of germs on my tongue!

You destroyed all of my places to hide!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was so i could see you better from my sniper scope.

You broke my gun.