In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you committed fraud last time i helped you out.

You dialed the wrong telemarketer's number.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm trying to annoy all of them, not just a few!

You didn't let me through security!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you had the wrong identification.

You sampled the appetizers.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to make sure you didn't mess with them like last time!

You ruined my family reunion AGAIN!

 

[Hazy]

In my defense, I was drunk.

You, on the other hand, stole my car!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was being chased by a pack of ravenous monkeyherders! You know how vicious they are!

You didn't expound upon your points!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didn't need to they were simple enough so a rock could understand them.

You killed Santa Christ.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he threatened to destroy all the holidays!

You were behind the sinister plot of the century!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, It would have been the sinister plot of the millennium, but we got one-upped by Bobby Kotick.

You stole all my games!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you weren't playing them anymore.

You scratched all my discs

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I'm a dj!
You broke my dj-ing equipment!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense your music was terrible and lack proper rhythm.

you blew out my ears.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you where meant to put the c4 on the safe door, to blow it off, not in your ear!
You where only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! (I quote stuff to much)

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, it's more fun this way.

You wouldn't let me have fun!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, that fun involved my death!
You killed me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you wouldn't move out of the way.

You didn't move.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you tied me up!
You kidnapped me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i wanted you to be the hostage in my plans.

You deactivated the computer and changed the music.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, your music was shit.
You have a terrible taste in music!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you haven't stopped listening to jazz for several years now.

You shredded the papers.