In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was just proving a point!

You stopped my friend from joining my team!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, he has no arms!
You killed the thread display hamsters! The walrus is a douche, I don't want to consider him!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only unscrewed the bolts and i needed the ivory

you put grease the shower head.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to play a joke on you! That's all!

You didn't appreciate the badger I handed you!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense he was rabid and he ate my arms off.


You didn't get to the meeting in time.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, the meeting room was a torture chamber!
You tried to defend all your previous wrong doings!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never thought I was doing anything that wrong!

You silenced my family's objections!

 

[ultimateownage]

OBJECTION
You shot me in the leg!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to beat you in a race!

You crashed my car into a hobo!

 

[Mr.logic]

In my defense I was being mind controlled by Legato.

You drank all of my elixir of life!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed to regain life to exact a revenge scheme on you.

You suplexed the locomotive.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought it would make a great picture for your living room! It's so bland right now!

You discombobulated my name!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was trying to convert your name into actual Neon.

You misused your imagination.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, there are no guidelines for using your imagination!

You limited my cashflow!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was only taking my share of the profits.

You melted and burnt all my cheese.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to make a great grilled cheese! It was experimentation, dammit!

You hid all of my powerful rifles!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was so i could get past your snipers and kill you with my pistol.

You put gum in my guns.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I knew you were going to double cross me! I was being proactive!

You destroyed my barrel of monkeys!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they kept making loud noises at night.

You made loud noises during the night.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to signal for some help, you asshole!

You refused to take any of my calls!