In My Defense...
- Thread starter LilGherkin
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In my defense you were holding the blood-covered weapon.
You didn't clean the weapons and left it all crusted.
You didn't clean the weapons and left it all crusted.
In My Defense we already used the weapons and I thought we were going to just throw them out.
You forgot my birthday!
You forgot my birthday!
It was so fitting that you said that on my birthday.LilGherkin said:
In my defence, you asked for a deep fry!
You gave me brain freeze!
Huh, our birthdays are only a day apart, I've got 5 hours to go till I turn 17.ultimateownage said:
In my defense you wanted to be closer to Iron Man.
You slapped my girlfriend!
In my defense that's just the attached twins Lester and Kevin with a cat for a body.
You tried fusing two cats and a skeleton together.
You tried fusing two cats and a skeleton together.
In my defense, that scientist from 'Human Centipede' said he'd pay me if I did!
You tried to burn me as a witch!
You tried to burn me as a witch!
In my defense i was trying to give you new ones.
You replaced all my tires with wheels of cheese
You replaced all my tires with wheels of cheese
In my defense I had them fitted for dentures to give to charity.
You relayed the secret messages over the radio.
You relayed the secret messages over the radio.
In my defense, it was messages about a surprise birthday party!
You tried to have me assassinated!
You tried to have me assassinated!
In my defence, it was a competition for 200,000 pounds!
You haven't gone to Greyfox's 10,000 posts story sign up thread!
You haven't gone to Greyfox's 10,000 posts story sign up thread!