In My Defense...

[Jedamethis]

In my defense, I'm your boss

You ate my cat

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, it looked edible

you killed led zepplin!!

 

[SpiritCorsair]

In my defense, they were a terrible impostor band ... who thought misspelling the original's name (Led Zeppelin) was a legit copyright defense.

Your foot is in my pumpkin pie.

 

[EvilJoe1]

In my defence pumpkin is GROSS!

You chopped both my arms and legs off with
a chainsaw and called me torso boy! (lol "Weird Al" reference)

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you're a torso and a head. You want me to call you Headboy?

You stabbed me in the face.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense there was a fly on your face, and the only thing i had handy was a knife.

you threw me off a building.

 

[EvilJoe1]

LOL

In my defence you said you could fly I just wanted to see it.

You teased me about me being only 15.

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you can't even drive a car yet! Hahahahahahaha!

You pointed out that I'm 20 and still living at home!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it's better than living with your parents

you suffer from ADHD!

 

[EvilJoe1]

In my defence it was not ment in a mean way ok yes it was lol(JKs).

You invented the Swine Flu!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was trying for panda flu

you like hannah montana!

 

[Xvito]

In my defense you like her too.

You murdered Bambi's mother.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i wanted veal for dinner

you insulted chuck norris!

 

[EvilJoe1]

In my defense Bruce Lee is so much better.

You Didnt insult chuck norris

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

In My Defence I didn't want to die.

You just killed Goofy!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defence... he had it coming

You didnt hate the Eragon movie!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I am retarded.
You give your stuffed animal a hug, a sexy hug.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it gave me the come to bed eyes ()

you made love to a melon

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, she should not have dressed like she was asking for it. Mmmm...tasty melon.
You dance with frogs in a cute sparkly fairy costume.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

In my defense, it was a kindergarten school play, the lead was sick... and I chose paper against Ms. Chen's scissors.

You broke the Internet.