o_O said:You know, I was kinda curious exactly how long this is.Ryan Minns said:...50000000...
Comes out to 789 miles, or 1270 kilometers (with rounding).
But oh no, my brain hates me and is showing no signs of slowing down, so let's figure volume. Assuming, oh say, 5" circumference, that'd be a volume of 1570 cubic miles.
With cursoury research, an average person has ~5.6L of blood in their body. You'd need to kill, like, 41.9 million people to get enough blood to fill that volume. Though, if we're being honest, we don't need to kill that many people, since I really doubt most of the volume of a dick comes from blood. Still, blood for the blood god, so I doubt the extra killing wouldn't be appreciated.
Now to figure out what percentage of -- NO. STOP BRAIN. NO MORE THINKING ABOUT IDIOTIC THINGS.
I've thought WAY the fuck too much about this already, so I'm not gonna figure out how much blood you really need. I'm probably on a government watchlist for Gooling "volume of blood in human body" now, so yeah.
Good times.
*Edges out of the room*
Wonder how off my math is.
Well, first of all, we would need to find out if he has a "blood-type penis" or a "flesh-type".
Blood types get most of their volume from the blood and the blood pressure, which is why they can seem very small when flacid and grow to towering monsters of hardness when erect.
Flesh penisses are get most of their volume from the flesh on them, so they don't grow as much as blood-types and they allegedly do not get as hard.
And an erection is achieved by pumping blood into the penis and trapping it there, which means, that in order to get a 50000000 inch penis erect, you also need a gargantuan heart. And seeing as a normal human heart manages to circulate the entirety of the blood in the human body through said body per minute, the guy would need a huge heart. And since he would have ca. 234.640.000 l of blood, his heart would have to be ca. 41 900 000 times bigger than the average human heart and weigh about as much. Seeing as one assumes a normal heart to be about as big as a clenched fist, his heart would be 41 900 000 times that and it would weigh 41 900 000 x 310g, so it would weigh 12.989.000 kg.
Now, we could go on about how big the guy would have to be, and how much this would then further increase the blood volume (the heart needs blood as well, so that would already add a lot to the 234.640.000 litres.