My rant on Steve Jobs:
STEVE JOBS WAS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT HE DESERVED TO DIE!
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I didn't write this immediately after he died because I was too busy laughing about his death and all the people who cried over it. It was like watch an entire restroom cry over a turd being flushed!
But why do I think he was a worthless piece of shit. Well lets clear up some misconceptions about Orphan McCancer boy:
1. HE DIDN'T INVENT SHIT! He got other people to MAKE his products for him. He is as much responsible for INVENTING his products as every fifth grader is responsible for inventing every Sonic & Mario game.
Steve Jobs didn't know how to write a single line of code and he shamelessly stole ideas all the time. Pixar was successful prior to apple acquiring it. Don't believe me? Did you know their name used to be LUCAS FILMS!
"He [Jobs] will go through a process of looking at my ideas and say, 'That's no good. That's not very good. I like that one, And later I will be sitting in the audience and he will be talking about it as if it was his idea. I pay maniacal attention to where an idea comes from, and I even keep notebooks filled with my ideas. So it hurts when he takes credit for one of my designs." - Jonathan Ive (the real inventor of all the little apple toys you enjoy)
2. HE WAS A DOUCHE BAG! He would belittle and berate people when ever he didn't get his way... YOU KNOW, WHEN HE WASN'T CRYING LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY ******! When ever he threw temper tantrums like a spoiled 7 year old, he would excuse his actions by saying "But I don't STAY mad", which is sort of like brutally raping someone and then saying "Yeah, but I don't KEEP raping them"
3. HE HATES EVERY ONE OF YOU, WAS A HUGE SUPPORTER OF SOPA (NOW PIPA) AND BELIEVES JUST BECAUSE YOU PAID A RIDICULOUS MARK UP FOR ONE OF HIS TOYS DOESN'T MEAN YOU OWN IT OR HAVE A RIGHT TO USE IT!
4. STEVE JOB WAS A GREAT JOB CREATOR... FOR CHINA! Google Foxconn, the bullshit that happens in that Chinese sweat shop could fill a whole novel. The biggest thing that stands out was when a early version of one of the iphones was leaked, the worker who leaked it mysteriously died. Even if Steve Jobs didn't order the guy dead, he continued to support Foxconn through out.
Of course, being a piece of shit isn't enough to deserve to die. So why did Steve "I denied the paternity of my first born child and made a smear campaign against the mother of my child" Jobs DESERVE to die?
He refused to get the surgery he needed to live because he "didn't want something inside of his body."
Sure he got the surgery, WHEN IT WAS TOO LATE! He died in the most perfect way, he died from thinking he knew better than everyone else and for acting like a stupid fucking child. If you are too arrogant to save your own fucking life, you deserve to die.
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Steve "I'm the shittiest Zen Buddist in existence" Jobs was nothing more than a marketer and manager. I will give him credit for being a great marketer, shit he had you all believing Bill "I MOTHER FUCKING GIVE BILLIONS TO DYING KIDS AND RELEASE JARS OF MOSQUITOS TO SCARE MY INVESTORS IN TO THINKING THEY GOT MALARIA TO MAKE A POINT THAT POOR KIDS SHOULD HAVE ACCESS LIFE SAVING DRUGS" Gates was the bad guy.
Of course being a great marketer is sorta like being a great lawyer, your just good at selling your soul and lying.
What's the difference between Steve Job and a bratty little child? The child eventually grows up and acts like an adult.