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twaddle

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kalt_13 said:
penny arcade did a comic about this:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/

edit: dammit ninja'd
Dont you mean:
Ninjas... Damn!
 

gibboss28

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Jesus Phish said:
Penny Arcade called it http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/
I don't know about your definition of 'x called it' but doing a comic after the article has been released doesn't fall in to it.

OT: Trying to be surprised or even care about this....nope, I just can't give a damn.
 

Lord Honk

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"Oops" - YOU CAME TOO FAST. HUMILIATION

Yeah, I don't think there'll be much long(*teehee*)-time motivation for such games, but then again, I'll be happy if they prove me wrong. They'd invent an awesome game with a complex storyline, an entertaining coop mode, and epic FFA action for up to 32 players... *shudders*

I only have two requests:
- Achievements
- Kinect taking photos and automatically posting them on Facebook
 

Ben Legend

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What is the point? Honestly, how would it work. Anything else sex wise involves a hole. Sex dolls, or fleshlights. Where is the 'hole' for kinnect? You going to trust thin air?
 

Shoggoth2588

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I don't see it happening until there's force-feedback of some kind. Without that you're just miming.
 

Sky Captanio

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I think this is the saddest, stupidest thing I've ever seen. The fact that he's engaged makes it worse.
 

Ironic Pirate

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I wonder if how hard the game would be.

And, of course, how long. As long as it's long enough it'll provide pleasure, too long and it's just annoying.
 

theultimateend

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I like the "Something small like Genitalia."

That error would be hilarious:

"Error, penis too small for recognition, attempting to zoom."
 

Timmons

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Lord Kloo said:
Wow, sex without the fun part, also without having to woo a woman.. yay

Question: Does it have multi-player?
HAHAHAHA imagine if this were to become the new Big-as-call-of-duty multiplayer franchise, with like, 24 player lobbies, matchmaking and everything.

heheheheee
 

Kris015

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Jesus Phish said:
Penny Arcade called it http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/
Brilliant!

Also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 3-D porn, now this? My god!
 

TheHitcher

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Dear god...

On the other hand, from a logical perspective I don't see why this shouldn't be developed. Nearly every other form of media is subject to porn in some kind of way, and since games are becoming more mainstream it's something that's bound to happen. Also, a devise that relies on the movement of your body to play games? That's, pardon the pun, gagging for it.