Kinect Sex Games Coming Soon

[BlackStar42]

Ultimate proof of rule 34.

 

[daskat]

Personally I always thought it would be hilarious if a company like Rockstar switched from an ultra violent game like Manhunt to a hilarious sex game like Manwhore. Where you play a man who has to whore himself out to women, with RPG elements where you have to start low on the chain and gain reputation, experience points for attribute increases, and of course cash for grooming, bling, various natural (or not)growth enhancements products, etc, working your way up the ladder until you reach the elusive high class super models clientele.

I think that there two games that fill that description, not from rockstar obviously, seven sins and bonetown.

 

[LordXel]

-Facepalm-

Why didn't I see this coming?

 

[DiMono]

Maybe it's just me, but I think the most disturbing part of this story is that teledildonics is a real thing, that has experts. Makes me a little more sad for society.

 

[antidonkey]

They should team up with the company that makes the fleshlight......oh god. That concept just broke my brain.

This is going to take the rest of the day to recover from.

 

[Nouw]

Now this is not going to work unless this attracts enough lonely people to buy a Kinect just for that. Mainstream is generally families and I don't think they'd want to play sex games unless you know what happens.

Well I knew this was cuming but I think it's stupid.

[sub]Couldn't resist [/sub]

According to his tests, Machulis doesn't think that the fidelity of the sensor is enough to pick up smaller objects such as genitalia

Hey, speak for yourself buddy.

Laughed a lot.

 

[The_Puppy_Prince]

That was fast O-o

 

[thejboy88]

OK this could not have come at a worse time. The supreme court is debating the potentially harmful influence on children from video games and the last this we need right now is more controversiy to risk our position.

Seriosuly XBOX, what the hell?

 

[twaddle]

penny arcade did a comic about this:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/

edit: dammit ninja'd

Dont you mean:
Ninjas... Damn!

 

[gibboss28]

Penny Arcade called it http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/

I don't know about your definition of 'x called it' but doing a comic after the article has been released doesn't fall in to it.

OT: Trying to be surprised or even care about this....nope, I just can't give a damn.

 

[Catalyst6]

A teledildonics "expert"

"Teledildonics"? I didn't know that field existed... I don't know if I wanted to find out.

 

[Lord Honk]

"Oops" - YOU CAME TOO FAST. HUMILIATION

Yeah, I don't think there'll be much long(*teehee*)-time motivation for such games, but then again, I'll be happy if they prove me wrong. They'd invent an awesome game with a complex storyline, an entertaining coop mode, and epic FFA action for up to 32 players... *shudders*

I only have two requests:
- Achievements
- Kinect taking photos and automatically posting them on Facebook

 

[Ben Legend]

What is the point? Honestly, how would it work. Anything else sex wise involves a hole. Sex dolls, or fleshlights. Where is the 'hole' for kinnect? You going to trust thin air?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't see it happening until there's force-feedback of some kind. Without that you're just miming.

 

[Ham_authority95]

It's a motion sensor...only a matter of time until people start thrusting at it. XD

 

[Hedberger]

I approve of this

 

[Olikunmissile]

I knew it'd only be a matter of time, didn't think it'd be this quick though.

 

[12341dd]

Kinect-Sutra.
Just, imagine it
With single or CO-OP gameplay ACTION

 

[Sky Captanio]

I think this is the saddest, stupidest thing I've ever seen. The fact that he's engaged makes it worse.