Kinect Sex Games Coming Soon

[brighteye]

Well, there is a game where you learn to dance, so maybe this isnt all bad.
I would totally like a sexucation game, and perhaps they could throw in some
education about how to treat girls and how to interact in a relationship.

On the other hand, we probably only get some porno company "virtual" girl instead.
GIRL: - ooh i can see that you havent taking a shower today and your hair is all greasy.
GIRL: - That is soo sexy.

 

[Hithlain]

Awesome! I have no idea why but the idea of a major videogaming company actually becoming comfortable with the fact that people have sex occasionally would be awesome.

 

[KorLeonis]

Am I the only one who noticed that he got it to recognize his tongue, but not "smaller objects such as genitalia"? Just how big is this man's tongue?

 

[megs1120]

Stay classy, Escapist.

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

I expected something like this shortly after the Wii, like an adult centered package but in hindsight Nintendo probably wouldn't let it slide.

But yeah, this is...interesting. I guess it's just the next inevitable step from DOA:Xtreme Beach Volley-ball.

 

[Crowser]

What is this I don't even?

 

[taciturnCandid]

I suppose Kinect isn't a worthless piece of junk... oh wait. It still is. The thing isn't even precise enough without an on-board processor to make this practical. Even if it does work.. there can't be any advertisment on it, so it will not sell. To make this product is just stupid as it doesn't target Kinect's major audience.

 

[Aptspire]

so...all the work but none of the reward (physically speaking)?
...

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Kinect just got Rule 34'd

I'm guessing that already happened a few minutes after it (the Kinect) was announced

I'd like to see Peter Molyneux plug this one though.

 

[Megacherv]

I'm sorry, but...teledildonics?

I'm sorry Greg, I'm gonna all you out on this, I think you just made that word up...please have made it up, it'll be less weird...

 

[Ithera]

I withhold judgment. I might not be averse to the idea, but it will have to be very well done and not just game wise. I hope they don't start borrowing scripts from the adult industry, I don't think i can stand another man come to fix "the cable"

 

[Evilsanta]

I dont know if this is awesome or not...

But it would sooner or later.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Another reason to kill oneself, I see.

 

[Icehearted]

I wonder if that palm damage people experienced when Mario Party was big will make a comeback now :/

 

[XJ-0461]

"OK guys, there's this brand new technology out. What should we do with it?" "Find some way to use it for sex!"

Way to stay classy, guys.

Am I the only one who noticed that he got it to recognize his tongue, but not "smaller objects such as genitalia"? Just how big is this man's tongue?

Or how small is his... ok, you get where I'm going with that joke.

 

[Imp Poster]

Wasn't there an article about not playing kinect naked because microsoft has the right to record and view it? Uh, no thanks.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Wow, sex without the fun part, also without having to woo a woman.. yay

Question: Does it have multi-player?

 

[Proverbial Jon]

haha I misread his name as McPhallus at first
Kinda fitting with the article

Yeah me too... which is worrying because we're both already thinking of penises on the second paragraph in!

I don't quite understand the fascination with this "breakthrough". I mean, I'm sorry to all the people who think this is a good idea but let's just look at how this man was described...

In addition to being an engineer and happily engaged (to a girl!), Machulis is an expert on combining sex and technology.

Really? Is that not one of the most pointless things to be an "expert" of? I can really see where all his engineering skill goes... and I thought Gordon Freeman was wasting HIS training!

I guess the Kinect tech has a lot of potential and we're all still really amazed by it, plus I shouldn't really be all that surprised that someone has already attached sex to it (rule 34 you sly fox you) but even so... in terms of stupidity this only just ranks below Get fit with Mel B.

 

[YodaUnleashed]

I don't think that will be in Microsoft's future marketing strategies- "You are the controller, and more specifically your genitalia are, go wild with Kinect"

 

[Atmos Duality]

Penny Arcade called it http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/29/

Dude, EVERYONE called it once Microsoft said Kinect used a camera. Within SECONDS of hearing their announcement at E3, *I* made that joke (half-wondering if it would actually happen, of course).

This isn't surprising at all.