Let's play the superpower lottery!

[infinity_turtles]

Chronolock! [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chronolock] I have to say, I would very much like this power. Sure, you reality warping godlike individuals could wipe me out, but the possibilities are still nice.

 

[Soods]

"Remote Teleportation" (= I can teleport other objects).
Pretty neat I guess, but I just wanted to fly

If you teleport really fast in the air, you could probably create the effect of flight.

I can only teleport other objects, not myself.

Teleport the earth so you appear to be flying.

Good thinking... You deserve a(n internet) cookie.

Spoiler

 

[sharpsheppard]

Temporal Stasis

The power to stop time, and move around normally

so many ways to abuse this one

 

[Matt King]

Pyrokinetic Creature Creation
fucking sweet

 

[CrazyBlaze]

Aether Manipulation. Ability to manipulate the unseen forces of the universe which can lead to the possibility of becoming a demigod? Hehehehehe... > I'm a Chaos Sorcerer!

I got the opposite. Nether manipulation. EVIL UNDERWORLD GOD!.

Second roll: Temporal Lordship. So basically I control time. I can beat Daystar! How can he stop me when I can simply have him killed when he is born. I AM A GOD!

Third roll: Unlovabillity. The ability to make others or yourself unloved by others. Thats a really depressing power.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

You might predict things yet to come, but I have Bullet Time (Accelerated Vision). I can react faster than you.

Being able to react quicker doesn't actually trump knowledge of exactly what's going to happen

 

[Aerosteam]

First time:

Telekinesis! Fuck Yeah!

What are the chances of getting a certain superpower? Am I lucky too get telekinesis or have loads of other people got the same?

Edit: I've noticed there's other kind of telekinesis, but the page just says 'Telekinesis', so I guess I get all of them! =D

Second time:

Enhanced Eating. What the shit?

Apparently Patrick has this ability, so that's pretty cool, I guess.

 

[ecoho]

ok lets try this ok Omnipotence.....ok no lets try this again cause thats way too op............. Nonexistence. i guess im just that good and have now won thank you and good night.

 

[Avalanche91]

Xenarthra Physiology......

The user takes on or has the traits and abilities of xenathrans, including anteaters, tree sloths, and armadillos.

THIS. IS. STUPID.

Electro-Aero Mixture

Basically airbending and electric manupilation. Much better then.....Xenarthra Physiology. I refuse to believe that it counts as a superpower.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

You might predict things yet to come, but I have Bullet Time (Accelerated Vision). I can react faster than you.

Being able to react quicker doesn't actually trump knowledge of exactly what's going to happen

Depends, really. Even if you know what's going to happen, that doesn't necessarily mean you have the (reaction) time to do something about it.

Kind of does.

That's what prescience is.

If there was a situation I didn't have the reflexes to deal with, I'd know that, and avoid the situation all together.

 

[captainordo]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Banishment
The power to banish an object or being from a specific place.
Not bad, but has some limits.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

"Remote Teleportation" (= I can teleport other objects).
Pretty neat I guess, but I just wanted to fly

If you teleport really fast in the air, you could probably create the effect of flight.

I can only teleport other objects, not myself.

Teleport the rest of the universe around you.

 

[smeghead00]

Mongoose Physiology
The user takes on or has the traits and abilities of mongoose including mongooses, kusimanse and meerkats.
Applications:
Burrowing
Enhanced Agility
Enhanced Dexterity
Enhanced Immunity
Enhanced Speed
Predator Instinct

By meerkat abilities, i'm gonna take that as anything seen on the 'compare the market' adverts. Pretty sweet

 

[JLML]

Anger empowerment. Well, that's just brilliant. I get really strong and everything when I get angry. Too bad I'm apathetic and thus never get angry.