Let's play the superpower lottery!

[Aerosteam]

First time:

Telekinesis! Fuck Yeah!

What are the chances of getting a certain superpower? Am I lucky too get telekinesis or have loads of other people got the same?

Edit: I've noticed there's other kind of telekinesis, but the page just says 'Telekinesis', so I guess I get all of them! =D

Second time:

Enhanced Eating. What the shit?

Apparently Patrick has this ability, so that's pretty cool, I guess.

 

[ecoho]

ok lets try this ok Omnipotence.....ok no lets try this again cause thats way too op............. Nonexistence. i guess im just that good and have now won thank you and good night.

 

[Avalanche91]

Xenarthra Physiology......

The user takes on or has the traits and abilities of xenathrans, including anteaters, tree sloths, and armadillos.

THIS. IS. STUPID.

Electro-Aero Mixture

Basically airbending and electric manupilation. Much better then.....Xenarthra Physiology. I refuse to believe that it counts as a superpower.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

You might predict things yet to come, but I have Bullet Time (Accelerated Vision). I can react faster than you.

Being able to react quicker doesn't actually trump knowledge of exactly what's going to happen

Depends, really. Even if you know what's going to happen, that doesn't necessarily mean you have the (reaction) time to do something about it.

Kind of does.

That's what prescience is.

If there was a situation I didn't have the reflexes to deal with, I'd know that, and avoid the situation all together.

 

[captainordo]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Banishment
The power to banish an object or being from a specific place.
Not bad, but has some limits.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

"Remote Teleportation" (= I can teleport other objects).
Pretty neat I guess, but I just wanted to fly

If you teleport really fast in the air, you could probably create the effect of flight.

I can only teleport other objects, not myself.

Teleport the rest of the universe around you.

 

[smeghead00]

Mongoose Physiology
The user takes on or has the traits and abilities of mongoose including mongooses, kusimanse and meerkats.
Applications:
Burrowing
Enhanced Agility
Enhanced Dexterity
Enhanced Immunity
Enhanced Speed
Predator Instinct

By meerkat abilities, i'm gonna take that as anything seen on the 'compare the market' adverts. Pretty sweet

 

[JLML]

Anger empowerment. Well, that's just brilliant. I get really strong and everything when I get angry. Too bad I'm apathetic and thus never get angry.

 

[tau_random_dude]

well I got omnipotence. So do I win too?

 

[Monster_user]

Seismokinetic_Combat
Samuel Sullivan

Pretty much useless in my daily life. No teleportation, no super speed, no telepathy. No, I get to be Mr. Earthquake.

What could I do with this power? Aside from make a lot of enemies, and rack up lawsuits anyway,...

 

[winginson]

Strong Force Manipulation!

Fear my giant blue wang!

 

[tau_random_dude]

well I got omnipotence. So do I win too?

in other words I AM GOD, BEYOND GOD I AM EVERYTHING, I HAVE NO LIMITS.

 

[Hjalmar Fryklund]

I got a set of Jackhammer Arms...poundcake next!

 

[The White Hunter]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Nah, a good example would be One Piece, I can't remember who or wheen, but Luffy fights some girl with amazing sensory haki so she can predict his every movement and react instantly.

Luffy solves this by attacking faster than she can react in every direction.

So it's only an asset if your reaction time allows for it, it'd combine well with other things.

OT: Necromancy... cool!

EDIT: Second attempt; Transmorphic composition, "Power to have a body that possesses the properties of other substances."

RUBBER MAN XDDD

I love mindless coincidence sometimes

 

[The White Hunter]

Seismokinetic_Combat
Samuel Sullivan

Pretty much useless in my daily life. No teleportation, no super speed, no telepathy. No, I get to be Mr. Earthquake.

What could I do with this power? Aside from make a lot of enemies, and rack up lawsuits anyway,...

Focus an earthquake in your hand and crush skulls?

 

[aswm]

Peak Human Healing
The power to heal injuries/wounds faster than normal humans in the user's race. A sub-power of Peak Human State.

... A sub-power >_> What good does it do alone? Sure it's cool that my injuries heal faster but alone that won't do much good.

 

[Naqel]

Stone Mimicry/Stone Physiology

Huh, incidentally, that's what I'd chose if I took more time to think about it than the split-second it takes to say immortality.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Prescience

The user has instinctive knowledge of events before they happen, and often knows an enemy's every move and intention before said enemy even decides them.

Do I win?

Nah, a good example would be One Piece, I can't remember who or wheen, but Luffy fights some girl with amazing sensory haki so she can predict his every movement and react instantly.

Luffy solves this by attacking faster than she can react in every direction.

So it's only an asset if your reaction time allows for it, it'd combine well with other things.

OT: Necromancy... cool!

EDIT: Second attempt; Transmorphic composition, "Power to have a body that possesses the properties of other substances."

RUBBER MAN XDDD

I love mindless coincidence sometimes

You assume it's a combat only power.

It allows a person to see the future and all possible futures.

 

[Jinjer]

Digital Materialization

Ability to turn data from the internet, video game, or any other digital information from cyber space into solid matter.


Suh-weet. Now to materialize some elven hotties

 

[Jinjer]

Huh, incidentally, that's what I'd chose if I took more time to think about it than the split-second it takes to say immortality.

Immortality is useless. You gotta ask for eternal youth, else you'll be a doddering old person for eternity.