You fail, because that sounds awesome!U-235 Is The Bomb said:Assassin's Creed: you are a bartender. But, throughout the course of the game, you learn about this bartender's genealogy. The first game is about a Arabic man called Altaïr, who has a dispute with his boss about his own questionable work ethics, and is fired and then rehired at a lower position. He then spends the game trying to get promoted. He tries to please his boss by picking up a shiny ball that his boss wants really, really badly. The climax of the game has Altaïr in another dispute with his boss, this time about his boss's business plan for the future, which results in Altaïr superseding his boss and taking back the shiny ball. The next game involves an Italian man called Ezio, who lost his father and brothers when he was 17. The game revolves around him wandering through Italy and picking fights with people who didn't like the organisation his father worked for. He is aided in his task by a painter, a thief, a philosopher, a prostitute, and his uncle. There are also side quests, wherein Ezio robs the graves of dead people so that he can pick up some clothes that are locked in his basement. He spends a considerable portion of the game trying to have sex with random women, and he spends most of the game in trouble with the police. The game's climax is a punch-up with a fat man in the basement of a church.
Broady Brio said:Beat up people.
That is every single fighting game summed up in three words.
Fighting games"Playing my friend I thought he was going to throw a left punch and he threw a right!"
"The AI is challenging. They hit me with a left. Then another!"
"Playing against my brother I threw a right punch and he dodged so I changed tactics and got him with a left!"
"I got punched a lot!"
I saw what you did there.Proverbial Jon said:That still sounds pretty cool actually!dessertmonkeyjk said:Half-Life: You're a physicist and you do sciency stuff without the faintest idea of what you are doing.
That actually sounds more interesting than MGS4 if I'm honest!Moontouched-Moogle said:You play an old man who runs around in a tight suit putting people to sleep.
Metal Gear Solid 4.
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Metro 2033: Wander around an abandoned Russian metro network whilst fighting your biggest enemy, unresponsive controls!
Just Casue 2: Stop some guy from stealing oil, or something...
Mirror's Edge: You're a courier, you run a lot.
Any Assassin's Creed game: You walk really slowly through crowds and pretend to be an average person. Sometimes you might listen in on conversations.
Any Gears of War: Reloading your gun suddenly became something you can be bad at.
Deux Ex Human Revolution: You never asked for this.
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Get an arrow in the knee, stop being an adventurer. (Sorry)