Yeah well, even though I know you're just being purposefully obtuse and smart-assy, count me on the "irrational retake side".
I'm done with Mass Effect. I'm sorry if I'm not "grateful" enough for this "gift" but I spent five fucking years of my life and over 200 dollars on a series, not including novels and comics which WERE canonical and thus, allegedly necessary. And my SINGLE, ONLY request was to not fuck it up in the last five minutes of the game. Everyone just DYING and failing to stop the Reapers would have been a fine ending for me...depressing as hell but depressing doesn't mean bad, and it certainly wouldn't have ruined it by retconning the entire plot of the previous two games for no discernible reason. I'm literally serious: if EVERY character had died horribly in the last five minutes, dying in futile, pointless battle against the Reapers, and it just cuts to black and rolls credits I would have shrugged and went "Meh...so cliche, but whatever" and so would every other ME fan.
Oh but no. No, no, no, Baby Jesus had to appear out of fucking NOWHERE and suddenly change the entire plot in five minutes just because Bioware couldn't be bothered to animate more than one ending and felt "rocks fall, everyone dies" wasn't GOOD ENOUGH for them. Apparently the dude I played D&D with in middle school had a leg up on payed script writers. Yeesh.
I'll probably buy this. Why not. At this point it won't fix anything and it couldn't hurt. At the worst it's a waste of time, and I have nothing but time...at best maybe it comes with some extra DLC weapons to fart around with. It's still a con, but of course, stupid me, I sat through six fucking years of LOST so I should be used to being conned by shitty writers who can't come up with a better ending.
Internet sigh.
I miss the deep, well-thought-out, nuanced storytelling of George Lucas. If he'd written ME3 the worst that would happen is Baby Jesus would have a really shitty voice actor and we'd find out that Biotics are the result of germs. That's the fantasy best case scenario that keeps me holding on people...