Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

[wooty]

What do you call 20 million idio.......nah, that ones too easy

I saw this on another forum at one point, its all I can think of at present:-

8:00am - Wake up
8:10am - eat breakfast
8:20am - Start MW2 Campaign
8:45am - Completed MW2 Campaign
8:50am - Leave for work

 

[Mordahel]

So I hear Modern Warfare 3 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.

Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.[footnote]Shamelessly stolen from ED[/footnote]

Spoiler: Added picture for teh lulz.

Im guessing your a little late? By a few years. PS3 has a bigger selection of sequels that are actually good over the Xbox. But they both suck and PC is the way to go.

Anyway, heres a joke. The call of duty series has been infested with so many hardcore players. [/sarcasm]

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

 

[vallorn]

Price has an awesome moustache... no argument.

MW2's campaign does not require a flowchart to make sense. (it does)

 

[Art3rius]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

I nearly died of laughter after reading that one . Not too bad.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

I nearly died of laughter after reading that one . Not too bad.

Thanks. I try

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In Battlefield gun beats knife, in call of duty, Knife beat gun.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

It's Soap:

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I've taken to calling it Modem Warfare 2, does that count?

 

[Kurokami]

Modern Warfare 2 is realistic. Hurr Hurr.

Well, it made me laugh. =]

 

[Phantom_IEC]

Retail outlets stick to the age rating on the box...

 

[vallorn]

I've taken to calling it Modem Warfare 2, does that count?

*chokes from laughing too hard*

 

[Vaccine]

Modern Warfare 2


















...yes that's my joke.

 

[tofulove]

i thought mw2 was a joke in its own right, do we really need to make fun of it more?

 

[imnot]

Modern Warfare 2


















...yes that's my joke.

i thought mw2 was a joke in its own right, do we really need to make fun of it more?

These. Really do we need to make it sad more?

 

[vallorn]

Modern Warfare 2
...yes that's my joke.

i thought mw2 was a joke in its own right, do we really need to make fun of it more?

These. Really do we need to make it sad more?

how about jokes about how MW2 is a joke?

 

[tofulove]

Modern Warfare 2
...yes that's my joke.

i thought mw2 was a joke in its own right, do we really need to make fun of it more?

These. Really do we need to make it sad more?

how about jokes about how MW2 is a joke?

in mw2, it doesn't matter how good your team is, as long the best player is on your team.