Modern Warfare 2 Jokes

[Cabisco]

God off the top of my head I can't come up with a good one, so i'll just adjust a jimmy carr joke to give it a modern warfare spin (Go look up jimmy carr on youtube, he's very good)

Spoiler: Whats worse than calling a care package and finding ammo in it?

Being Raped

 

[AWC Viper]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Thats how they say it in the army... It makes it easier to understand over the radio apparently.

OT: Modern Warfare 2, Is by far the most realistic representation of military equipment and tactics, especially on multiplayer

 

[tofulove]

in mw2 skill = whos better at grenade spamming.

 

[Darth_Dude]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

It's Soap:

Goddammit, it must have been the "Who's Soap?" part I was thinking of.

My most sincere apologies my good man.

 

[katsabas]

The only game where a knife can cut through a sentry gun while it takes a zillions bullets to kill!

 

[shootthebandit]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

It's Soap:

Goddammit, it must have been the "Who's Soap?" part I was thinking of.

My most sincere apologies my good man.

lol after they said about dropping the soap the american guy over the radio says "commence bombardment"


i dont know if anyone else noticed

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Anyone else noticed that when Soap meets Price in the prison, he stands behind him and says "Drop it."?

Don't drop the Soap!

Actually that was the black guy.

It's Soap:

Goddammit, it must have been the "Who's Soap?" part I was thinking of.

My most sincere apologies my good man.

Apologies accepted. Just don't drop the Soap!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Ghost: CAPTAIN PRICE, THE NUKES GOING OFF!!
Price: Yeah, I know.
Ghost: SIR, YOU HAVE TO STOP THE NUKE!!!
Price: That's not necasssary.
Ghost: THE NUKE'S FIRING RIGHT NOW!!!!
Price: Wait, did you say nuke?

 

[Rhymenoceros]

RAMIREZ! Take out that Oscar Mike with your Tango!

1)Why do you want to kill Oscar? He's on your team!
2)Why would dancing kill him anyway?

 

[T-Bone24]

Modern Warfare 2 was so big, my copy fell on 4 quarters and made a dollar bill.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

MW2 jokes aren't old at all.


They call me Killington. Buzz Killington.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

in Modern Warfare 2...
you don't noob tube
noob tubes YOU!
In Modern Warfare 2....
you don't throw knife
knife throws YOU!

 

[Sev72]

This is somewhat off topic, but I have a bunch of question about the plot that I still haven't figured out and if someone could answer I would appreciate it, in the spoiler:

Spoiler

What is up with the "special" Russian you find dead with all the tattoos? The one near the dead contact.

Why didn't the CIA just explain to the Russian Government the whole undercover spy thing? Why didn't the other Russian guys that died along the way (the guys in your mob thing) give the game away?

Why did Shepherd feel it was necessary to kill Roach and Ghost to get the ACS modules thing that I was trying to give him anyway? So far to that point I had faithfully carried out all his order to the letter, even torturing people and killing civilians to complete the mission and suddenly he turns on me, why?

Probably some other stuff that I forgot about too, but whatever.

Thanks for any help in advance.

P.S. To contribute to the topic: What do you call any weapon, perk, or strategy in the game? Noob.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

So I hear Modern Warfare 2 has been banned in Russia over the controversy over the "No Russian" level.

Apparently the major dispute is that you move too slow and some innocents manage to escape.[footnote]Shamelessly stolen from ED[/footnote]

Spoiler: Added picture for teh lulz.

You, my dear sir, have made my day.

 

[WanderingFool]

In MewTwo, you dont knife someone, that prick using Marathon/lightwieght/commando does... and than knifes you two... and ends up being the MVP because oF THE STUPID FUCKING IDEA OF ALLO... sorry, got carried away...

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

God so many ramirez jokes
sgt.gramcracker"Ramirez go take point, snipe 20 guys, set up sentrys and take on a small army made of angry russians with machine guns and helicopters"
Sgt Mcdougal"Ramirez, america's under attack! defend burger town"
Sgt butterfinger"Ramirez sacrifice a goat and wipe my ass and do a barrel roll!"
pvt. ramirez "DO IT YOURSELF ASSHOLE"

 

[Ashsaver]

In the single player campaign of Modern Warfare 2,You only have one perk: One man army

 

[PissOffRoth]

Any of the Sergent Foley memes.

Also, the number of times they say "Oscar Mike" in the SP is laughable. Is it really that hard to say "On the Move" or "We are mobile"?

Did you ever consider that maybe every person in your squad's name is Oscar Mike?

 

[PissOffRoth]

in mw2 skill = whos better at grenade spamming.

I'm better at grenade spamming.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You think Childbirth is bad, woman? Try getting an itchy ballsack when you're one kill away from a nuke.