Mojang Crushes Valve, Opens "The Minecraft Store"

[PokinSmot117]

My respect for minecraft and Notch is gone.

 

[szakalt]

you gotta be fucking kidding me! that's 100% mann co store rip off. should i take this seriously or as joke, its really hard to decide.

 

[DevilWolf47]

...wonder what a Minecraft Headcrab would look like...

 

[Aptspire]

Creeper saddle for an extreme sport

 

[DarthFennec]

Lol seizure warning ^^
That was awesome.

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

Double Post of Laggyness.

 

[Calderon0311]

Protip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo&feature=player_detailpage#t=4s

 

[Jumpingbean3]

Mojang Crushes Valve, Opens "The Minecraft Store"
Innovations like this are precisely why I like to support indie developers over bloated corporate machines like Valve [http://www.valvesoftware.com/], who just don't have what it takes to come up with this kind of original idea. Good job, Notch!

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I'm going to assume you're joking because the only way you could not be joking is if you had never heard of Steam.

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

Hey guys, how do you get the raptor to appear? After the checkout screen it just says transaction successful? Do I need to fill it with less than $10,000 for it to work?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Mojang Crushes Valve, Opens "The Minecraft Store"
Innovations like this are precisely why I like to support indie developers over bloated corporate machines like Valve [http://www.valvesoftware.com/], who just don't have what it takes to come up with this kind of original idea. Good job, Notch!

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I'm going to assume you're joking because the only way you could not be joking is if you had never heard of Steam.

Wow. There are a lot of people here who have literally no sarcasm detection abilities, whatsoever.

 

[TeeBs]

What happens if they beat Bioware?

Do we get humans? and dialogue options? and can we have PG-13 sex with a creeper?

 

[Calderon0311]

you gotta be fucking kidding me! that's 100% mann co store rip off. should i take this seriously or as joke, its really hard to decide.

BUY SOMETHING, WILL YA?

 

[Jumpingbean3]

Mojang Crushes Valve, Opens "The Minecraft Store"
Innovations like this are precisely why I like to support indie developers over bloated corporate machines like Valve [http://www.valvesoftware.com/], who just don't have what it takes to come up with this kind of original idea. Good job, Notch!

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I'm going to assume you're joking because the only way you could not be joking is if you had never heard of Steam.

Wow. There are a lot of people here who have literally no sarcasm detection abilities, whatsoever.

I can see that it's sarcasm.

 

[roostuf]

im not surprised really, if valve released HL2-episode 3 sooner i think there would of been a significant change in the results.

but sadly episode 3 is not out and portal 2 is in pre-order stage, while notch is carving a legend through "word and mouth" alone.

 

[Calderon0311]

By the way, there's been an update to the store:
-Code works better on Firefox and Chrome
-Warning Message for carts over 10,000$
-The padlock is still a padlock.

 

[kwagamon]

Wow it took me embarrassingly long to realize that that was an April Fool's joke. Thank god it is, though. I would regret every vote I cast in Mojang's favor if that was real.

 

[Speakercone]

hahaha oh wow. that was pretty sweet

 

[Amondren]

I think it needs more hats, it doesn't have enough hats!

You know what TF2 also needs more hats I say hats for all even those who are already hatted get more!

 

[KILGAZOR]

Oh Notch, you silly Swede, it's still March in Freedomland.

 

[Oliver Pink]

Bit too early in the day for April Fool's Day.

Funny, nonetheless.

Where I live, it IS April 1st.