PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[Littaly]

Say what you will about PETA, but Super Tofu Boy? I'll admit that's a little funny ^^

 

[Flying-Emu]

So far, the only Pro-Vegan thing I've seen is from Scott Pilgrim, and well, when all it takes to beat you is one drop of non-vegan approved products, that's more of a very heavy con.

Too bad they didn't release this on Thanksgiving though, I think I ate half a ham that night, which is way more satisfying than some bland piece of... white stuff (and I already had my fill of that with potatoes).

Actually, he had three strikes of non-veganness before his Vegan powers were confiscated. So Todd Ingram really kind of dug his own grave there.

 

[3LANCER]

So instead buying a fun game and helping indie developers we should hate all things meaty? Does it include people? If yes, then PETA are real sociopaths.

 

[omicron1]

So, uh... when are they going to start protesting wolves, tigers, and bears? Why do they only care that humans kill (and eat) animals?

...I guess I can be happy, though - this is probably quite a bit of good publicity for Super Meat Boy, to be honest.

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I love how they say "LOL @ Meat Boys breath" as if people who eat meat never brush their teeth and are just animals (hah!)

To be fair, I'm not entirely sure Super Meat Boy is made out of animal meat. He could be made out of wholly synthetic meat for all we know.

I prefer to imagine he is made of people meat. Maybe PETA would be okay with that because clearly animals are more important than humans.

 

[DrEmo]

Screw PETA with a 10-foot rusty pole covered in spiders.

That is all.

 

[Thedarkness77]

really peta, really. no matter what you do you will not stop every person from eating meat quit fire bombing labs and throwing stupid protesy and get over it.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

What is this, I don't even...

I think PETA just hand out free drugs. It's the only way to explain their insane fanaticism.

 

[Lord Honk]

So they parody a game about a piece of meat hunting a fetus for a bandage girl... by beating the bloody (literally) crap out of him with "bean curd", which is by FAR the least appetizing name for food.

Ah, do what you want PETA, just don't stand between me and my roasted chicken. I'm serious, don't.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Anyone else think this is just sad and petty? Also has anyone tried tofu? Vegetarians have some god damn tasty food so y eat something that tastes as bad as tofu

Hey man, I'm not defending PETA here, but some tofu is actually delicious. Fried chilli tofu, still incredibly healthy for you (because it's not like greasy batter fried). Aw, so delicious!


OT: It almost strikes me as sad, couldn't PETA have spent the time having a rally or a fundraising event instead of making the game?

 

[kebab4you]

Can't the makers of meat boy sue PETA for using there product without asking them?

 

[warboss5]

Can't the makers of meat boy sue PETA for using there product without asking them?

Not if the material is being used for satirical purposes. PETA is using Fair Use the same way guys like the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd do. That and PETA isn't actually SELLING the game, they're giving it away for free.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I'm an omnivore, and proud of it.

Besides, "Dead Tofu" isn't as catchy as "Dead Meat".

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

But tofu... is tofu!

How can it compare to the deliciousness that is meat? I feel so sorry for meat boy that I'm going to go eat some meat now.

 

[jpoon]

It's already been said a hundred times on this thread, but PETA are a bunch of eco-morons and they can take their soy cubes to the "tastes like shit" line where they should be.

 

[_Cake_]

And this is why nobody takes PETA seriously.

I agree with not torturing animals but all of this silly nonsense of about not swatting flies or playing a game with the word meat in it just makes people ignore real important issues that they could be bring up.

P.S. Anyone else picture Tofu from Resident Evil 2 when you read the name of the game?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Funny. I'm eating a salami loaded sandwich and it's de-friggin-licious. I've had tofu.

It sucks. Tastes like nothing.
In other words: PETA sucks, Super Tofu Boy sucks, Super Meat Boy is awesome.
Plus PETA are one of the big boys.
When it comes to being an asshole, that is.

 

[Dexiro]

This is just trolling/ripping off someones game.