PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

Aardvark Soup

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Did nobody read the description and realise this is obviously a form of self-parody? I'm certainly no fan of PETA but I must say this is so (intentionally) ridiculous I found it pretty funny.
 

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OKAY I'm gonna do my part and not buy this game. It's one thing to advocate a vegan diet, which is fine, it's another to make fun of people who don't agree with you...
 

Souplex

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*Sigh* Haven't you people figured it out yet?
PETA's goal is to make their cause look crazy to advance their true goal of carnivorism.
 

Caliostro

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See PETA, this is why we can't take you seriously... Because you're retarded.

RatRace123 said:
So I forget, is PETA an activist group, or are they now just designers of parody games?
Neither. PETA is the stupid kid that sniffed glue and always got beat up in school and dreamt of being a big shot later in life, but ended up with "serving burgers at McDonalds" as his life's biggest achievement before getting brain damage in a work accident, ending his making a fool of himself as a crazy homeless person.
 

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njsykora said:
I'd forgotten PETA existed. I was happy like that.
RIGHT? It seems every time I hear something about PETA they remind me why I don't take ANY groups like that seriously.

They're an annoyance and trolls, but most of the time easily ignored.
 

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Tofu has no real taste to it...For fucks sake what is wrong with PETA? Whatever happened to them against animal cruelty? This would only make sense if every time you died in Super MeatBoy the developers killed a kitten. And since when has Tofu ever done anyone any good? My friend is almost fataly alergic to Tofu!
 

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All this will make me want to do is eat a lot of meat.

OT: Hey PETA, instead of making terrible flash games that support foods that are "meh", why not SAVE SOME ANIMALS. Isn't that what you're SUPPOSED TO DO?
 

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While I do believe there ought to be more government regulation on how animals are treated in slaughterhouses, I think PETA is way too far up it's own ass to do anything positive for the cause. Also, you don't have to be vegetarian (and you especially don't have to be vegan) to treat animals decently.

Not to mention there's a ton of hypocrisy within PETA.
And, just for a giggle;
 

KeyMaster45

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I do so enjoy these PETA games. Don't give two shits about the message but that Cooking Mama Parody was delightfully funny. Though making the colonel into a bowser esque villain was pretty funny as well.
 

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"...Once Bandage Girl slept with Tofu Boy and saw all that he had to offer, it was bye-bye beef, hello bean curd."
Seriously? I really hate this sort of thing, not so much that this game makes you beat up on a hunk of meat and likely killing it, not the fact that they are being childish, not even the idiocy of the parody itself. Its that an omnivore consciously chooses to ignore half of the available diet that their body allows for, and this will somehow improve your... lovemaking like some kind of wonderdrug is beyond baffling. Do they really have so little support for their lifestyle that they are forced to resort to trotting out the naked women and resort to these stupid games?
 

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Patrick_and_the_ricks said:
Well incoming rage in 3... 2.... 1....

I fucking hate Peta, bunch of self righteous a-holes. How about instead of getting mad about digital content they go help animals that aren't pixels? I bet the guys in a single episode of Animal Rescue on Animal Planet have done more than Peta has in 15 years.

Why can't we all have this simple rule, if you have a full fridge and belly don't tell others how to eat.
true that, man. PETA ARE nothing but a bunch of self-righteous assholes who have nothing better to do than go "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" whenever a person so much as brushes up against an animal XD
 

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ugh. damn it PETA, what game are you gonna ruin next?

I have heard a lot of weird, seemingly unbackable claims by vegans, such as they are smarter or healthier. well when Pam Anderson is your poster girl, i don't really think you get to claim vegetarians have higher intelligence now do you PETA?
 
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This looks like something that, were it made by anyone else at all, I would find funny. Seriously.

PETA is the reason (okay, so just a main reason) why people assume that just because I've been a vegetarian for a decade, I'm going to be some raging anti-everything lunatic. Stupid puppy-killing lab-raiding lettuce-underwear-parading idiots make the rest of us look bad. Just seeing the dang acronym is enough to make me rage.
 

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Another thing...
This destroys the kind of touching story about Meat Boy and bandage girl. I like the simplicity of it all and the cuteness of the two. Then this piece of tofu comes along and just takes her? Did they even play Super Meat Boy?

And this game sucks. The controls are unresponsive and the scrolling camera is far too fast.
 

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To be fair, I'm not entirely sure Super Meat Boy is made out of animal meat. He could be made out of wholly synthetic meat for all we know.