PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[JoeThree]

I'm one of the biggest anti-PETA people you'll ever meet, and I think this is just plain awesome. Bravo to PETA (never thought I'd say that) for having a good sense of humor. Also, Super Meat Boy is a really good game.

 

[Crimsane]

The hero of their game has an arse for a forehead. Says it all, really.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I'd like to kill the members of PETA

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

This is almost dumber than when they say that fishing is animal abuse. Almost.

 

[DewMan001]

Please don't think all vegetarians are like this. I'm one and I absolutely love Super Meat Boy

I don't think all vegetarians are like this. PETA's just a particular sect of vegetarians who have gone completely off the deep end. My sister's a vegetarian, and she's absolutely lovely...and awesome.

Plus, why pimp out tofu. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of tofu. So bland, you have to soak it in soy sauce just to get any flavour in to it. Why not something much tastier, like kofta? Little tasty balls of potato and egg.

I'm probably not going to turn vegetarian soon, and I hate when PETA's Nazi party style of fascism gets in my face, and telling me that I'm doing something horribly wrong. As said previously:

PETA. Go away, we don't tell you how to live. I'll eat a delicious baby cow if I want to. You are free to make YOUR life choices, you have no right to make mine for me.

Oh, and...DOUBLE BURN:

I bet the guys in a single episode of Animal Rescue on Animal Planet have done more than Peta has in 15 years.

Bwahaha, this is stupid beyond words. It's good to know we have PETA spending their money to save all of the precious little bunnies and squirrels. Oh wait...

 

[Nitro_Hedgehog]

im more mad that PETA has a waterfront headquarters despite being a "non profit" agency. this parody they made is obviously a publicity stunt that shouldn't be taken seriously.

now if you'll excuse me, im going to shoot a cow in the face and cook it via spit roast on the spot.

 

[Bailoroc]

PETA is to actual animal rights groups as Westboro is to actual Christianity groups.

 

[VanityGirl]

Tofu's best fried.

Anywho, I prefer meat.

 

[Hawgh]

It always seems like PETA overshoots on the satire a little bit, and ends up seemingly mocking themselves.

 

[kebab4you]

Can't the makers of meat boy sue PETA for using there product without asking them?

Not if the material is being used for satirical purposes. PETA is using Fair Use the same way guys like the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd do. That and PETA isn't actually SELLING the game, they're giving it away for free.

Ah thought they sold it, but if they did they could sue PETA, right?

 

[Chicago Ted]

Is it just me or does the Tofu look like it has an ass above its eyes instead of eyebrows?

 

[internetzealot1]

Oh shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up. PETA's a bunch of elitist cunts. This just makes my blood boil.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

So far, the only Pro-Vegan thing I've seen is from Scott Pilgrim, and well, when all it takes to beat you is one drop of non-vegan approved products, that's more of a very heavy con.

Too bad they didn't release this on Thanksgiving though, I think I ate half a ham that night, which is way more satisfying than some bland piece of... white stuff (and I already had my fill of that with potatoes).

You have to fry the tofu with something (or however way you want to cook it) in order for it to taste good. It's like the chinese version of a potato, Absorbs flavor very well, rarely tastes good by itself.

Taste's amazing when it's done right though, especially with sauce on the side.

I still think that PETA's getting it's head so far up it's own arse it is swallowing itself.

 

[mr_rubino]

WAAAH PETA DID SOMETHING!
How bout you 12 year olds keep the rage bottled up until they do their next morally-repugnant thing instead of honking that they made a parody video game (Oh noes!). Else you look like those castrated harpies that cry "FEMINISM WAAH" every time a woman opens her mouth.

 

[ender003]

Who said Meat Boy came from "animal" meat?

(strange how they never were upset about Cabelles hunting games)

Probably because nobody cares about those games. People actually play and talk about Super Meat Boy.

 

[F-I-D-O]

People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) strikes again!
But really? Let's not help the animals, let's just parody a game. That will surely gain us widespread respect for being clever! /sarcasm

 

[Living Contradiction]

Mmmm, burning hatred. Gotta love that fragrant smell reminicent of lightly scorched flesh. Reminds me of...LUNCH!

What PETA can't seem to get its head around is that animals aren't the only food source made of meat. People are made of meat too and there are animals that, when given the opportunity, will cheerfully scarf down a person in place of their normal diet of other animal meat.

So, if these are People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, why do they automatically exempt humans from the animals that deserve to be treated ethically? Where are the protests against sharks attacking swimmers? How come there are no picketers demanding bears quit mauling hikers? I'll tell you why: Because sharks, bears, and other omnivores will fucking EAT THEM!

 

[Mcupobob]

I swear, PETA doesn't even care about animals or anything. I think they're just one giant troll industry that got together to piss people off. I mean the only time I ever hear about PETA is when their pulling some crazy ass stunt to get attention.

 

[MetaKnight19]

OK PETA...now stop trying to force your life choices on the rest of us. Out of interest I played it for a bit, I got to a level called 'Claustrophobic Crunch', the level before that was called 'McCardiac Arrest'. Thats very witty...

 

[Folio]

*facepalm*

People are made of meat, too... Tofu doesn't splash as meat does.