PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[Bailoroc]

PETA is to actual animal rights groups as Westboro is to actual Christianity groups.

 

[VanityGirl]

Tofu's best fried.

Anywho, I prefer meat.

 

[Hawgh]

It always seems like PETA overshoots on the satire a little bit, and ends up seemingly mocking themselves.

 

[kebab4you]

Can't the makers of meat boy sue PETA for using there product without asking them?

Not if the material is being used for satirical purposes. PETA is using Fair Use the same way guys like the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd do. That and PETA isn't actually SELLING the game, they're giving it away for free.

Ah thought they sold it, but if they did they could sue PETA, right?

 

[Chicago Ted]

Is it just me or does the Tofu look like it has an ass above its eyes instead of eyebrows?

 

[internetzealot1]

Oh shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up. PETA's a bunch of elitist cunts. This just makes my blood boil.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

So far, the only Pro-Vegan thing I've seen is from Scott Pilgrim, and well, when all it takes to beat you is one drop of non-vegan approved products, that's more of a very heavy con.

Too bad they didn't release this on Thanksgiving though, I think I ate half a ham that night, which is way more satisfying than some bland piece of... white stuff (and I already had my fill of that with potatoes).

You have to fry the tofu with something (or however way you want to cook it) in order for it to taste good. It's like the chinese version of a potato, Absorbs flavor very well, rarely tastes good by itself.

Taste's amazing when it's done right though, especially with sauce on the side.

I still think that PETA's getting it's head so far up it's own arse it is swallowing itself.

 

[mr_rubino]

WAAAH PETA DID SOMETHING!
How bout you 12 year olds keep the rage bottled up until they do their next morally-repugnant thing instead of honking that they made a parody video game (Oh noes!). Else you look like those castrated harpies that cry "FEMINISM WAAH" every time a woman opens her mouth.

 

[ender003]

Who said Meat Boy came from "animal" meat?

(strange how they never were upset about Cabelles hunting games)

Probably because nobody cares about those games. People actually play and talk about Super Meat Boy.

 

[F-I-D-O]

People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA) strikes again!
But really? Let's not help the animals, let's just parody a game. That will surely gain us widespread respect for being clever! /sarcasm

 

[Living Contradiction]

Mmmm, burning hatred. Gotta love that fragrant smell reminicent of lightly scorched flesh. Reminds me of...LUNCH!

What PETA can't seem to get its head around is that animals aren't the only food source made of meat. People are made of meat too and there are animals that, when given the opportunity, will cheerfully scarf down a person in place of their normal diet of other animal meat.

So, if these are People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, why do they automatically exempt humans from the animals that deserve to be treated ethically? Where are the protests against sharks attacking swimmers? How come there are no picketers demanding bears quit mauling hikers? I'll tell you why: Because sharks, bears, and other omnivores will fucking EAT THEM!

 

[Mcupobob]

I swear, PETA doesn't even care about animals or anything. I think they're just one giant troll industry that got together to piss people off. I mean the only time I ever hear about PETA is when their pulling some crazy ass stunt to get attention.

 

[MetaKnight19]

OK PETA...now stop trying to force your life choices on the rest of us. Out of interest I played it for a bit, I got to a level called 'Claustrophobic Crunch', the level before that was called 'McCardiac Arrest'. Thats very witty...

 

[Folio]

*facepalm*

People are made of meat, too... Tofu doesn't splash as meat does.

 

[Metal Brother]

Too damned funny. Finally PETA is doing something worthwhile.

 

[Casual Shinji]

PETA, how many times does it take for you to understand that we're laughing at you, not with you?

 

[stormtrooper9091]

i think it's overkill. Yeah meateaters are hypocrite douchefucks who pretend to love lolcats and watch animal planet and them WHAM let's decimate an entire species for our own sick amusement (burgers made of lion meat? I MEAN REALLY? What the shit??) and my friend who got angry over some taunting when someone told her they make burgers out of puppies and she got disgusted by it. OH REALLY? When you kill and grind puppies it's bad but when you grind lambs and piglets then it's OK? What kind of discrimination shit is that?? GET A BRAIN MORANS HURR DURR etc.

But let's face it, us veggies are just as bad. Quintessential self righteous pretentionists preaching their (our) shit to the masses hoping that someday we can actually make a difference. That's why I don't really bother discussing that sort of thing with people, it's about as messy as political issues. What I DO mind is the total lack of support for veggie people, you see, places with food that is not meaty are few and far between, especially in big events, like festivals and shit, that is a bad thing.

 

[Artina89]

Tofu (imho) tastes bland and boring, so why on earth would I want to actually play as tofu? Anyway, when has PETA been interested in videogames? I didn't see them go up in arms everytime Mario stomped on a turtle.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

PETA...what the hell is the matter with you? I don't go around telling you to go eat a cheeseburger,

This. I don't shove meat in a PETA member's face. Why do they shove veggis and tofu in mine?

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

What I DO mind is the total lack of support for veggie people, you see, places with food that is not meaty are few and far between, especially in big events, like festivals and shit, that is a bad thing.

This is true. I never noticed before, but since my girlfriend is a vegetarian I was shocked to learn just how few places actually offer vegetarian/vegan meals.