PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[Ekonk]

Get the fuck away from me PETA. I'll eat whatever I damn well wish.

And it sure as hell ain't fucking tofu. All the other vegetarian surrogate meat thingies taste great, tofu tastes like shit. Still, no vegetarian surrogate beats a good meatball. Sorry, cows. Hmmmm.

 

[FateDarkstar]

PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.

 

[WrathOfBanja]

wow. this game is barely even functional.
i prefer super meat boy. its controls are much more responsive.

 

[FateDarkstar]

PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.

Lol sorry... PETA rubs my fur the wrong way... Did you sign up to go save the tigers in Africa?

 

[d3nni5lor3nz]

this is such typical peta bs. making themselfs a public image of righteous animal protectors while actually not doing anything at all.

 

[newfoundsky]

As long as it's an original game (100% new level design) its well within their right to make a parody. Not exactly sure how it helps animals, because an animal is basically a slab of meat, but okay.

 

[thedeathscythe]

Well, I tried the game, and I have played super meat boy, and it's lacking the feature where when you finish a level, all your replays of you dying activate simultaneously, which is one of my favorite things about super meat boy. It also controls really sluggishly; I die too many times in this, but I feel that 90% of those deaths are not my fault but the game screwing me over (which is something that makes me hate games). I guess "vegetarians make better lovers" but they also make bad rip off games.

 

[jumjalalabash]

Why does Bandage Girl look like a beat prostitute?

 

[Firetaffer]

I just beat super meat boy, and tofu boy seems easy .

 

[Lilani]

also does anyone think PETA is trolling a bit, because really when you get upset over a game called meat boy something must be wrong with you. (strange how they never were upset about Cabelles hunting games)

If that's the case, then everything PETA does is trolling. Really, the way they talk it seems they would just love see all of humanity die and leave the entire world to animals.

 

[nonl33t m4st3r]

So far, the only Pro-Vegan thing I've seen is from Scott Pilgrim, and well, when all it takes to beat you is one drop of non-vegan approved products, that's more of a very heavy con.

I always thought the guy was an anti-vegan message, with him being a giant prick/evil-ex and all, and being an uninformed idiot using faulty "science." I did, however, have a roommate who went vegan for a month "to get physic powers" (Yes, he was joking. Besides, it lasted about three days before he went vegetarian for the rest of the month.)

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

This is coming from someone who has been a vegetarian for almost 14 years:

Eat a dick PETA! There are bigger fish to fry!

I suppose PETA wouldn't appreciate either of those comments though, they'd rather fry bean curd than fish, and dicks are made of meat.

 

[FeralDynasty]

Doesn't that acronym mean "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals"? No? Huh.. Well.. If Man was not meant to eat animals, then they damnwell shouldn't have been made out of meat in the first place..

this, specificly the last sentance, made me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy for the human race...
just sayin'

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.

Lol sorry... PETA rubs my fur the wrong way... Did you sign up to go save the tigers in Africa?

Indeed, I did. I actually wish to make a difference, not be self-righteous about petty idealisms and rub propaganda in peoples face. I remember a PETA member trying to sway me with a video of how fur is made (Despite the fact I already dislike the fur industry) and I was wondering "So you don't do anything to stop this, you just show people animals getting skinned?" and she looked at me funny before getting mad at me.

 

[BrassButtons]

So the point of the game is that we should kill things made of meat? Guess it's time to go hunting.

 

[ayuri]

butt... that means... hes alive?

 

[BehattedWanderer]

So I had this girlfriend that got REALLY pissed at me for eating veal with Peta Bread.

OT:

Huh... Maybe it'll be good.

I doubt it though.

Was that pun intentional, or just terrible?

It was a joke by Bo Burnham.

I do like the man, but some of his stuff is just...awful, man. Good pun, yeah, but the pun is terrible.

 

[SimuLord]

100 grams of soy protein contains the same amount of estrogen as five birth control pills.

MtF transsexuals don't get as much estrogen as vegan soy enthusiasts.

 

[MetroidNut]

PETA - making vegetarians look like psychopaths since whenever PETA was founded!

I'm not a vegetarian, but I can respect vegetarians for acting on their beliefs. And it is disgusting that PETA does this to their image...