PETA Unleashes Super Tofu Boy

[The Random One]

If I was the guy who made Super Meat Boy, whose name I forgot because for all the amazing things he's done for the indie crowd I don't really like his games, I would make a sequel with this precise concept.

Because it's so fucking random. Meat boy. Dudes!

 

[Megacherv]

PETA is a sorry excuse for an animal shelter... NO it's not even that! I AM part of WWF (World Wildlife Federation) And WE HATE PETA with a passion! Instead of making some worthless video game with that money perhaps they should do something more useful! LIKE BUILD SHELTERS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS! Or stop the Bush and Cheney act for killing wolves, like us REAL ANIMAL ACTIVISTS! FUCK YOU PETA AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

Oh hey, another WWF member. And while I would have used less caps I pretty much agree with you.

Lol sorry... PETA rubs my fur the wrong way... Did you sign up to go save the tigers in Africa?

Indeed, I did. I actually wish to make a difference, not be self-righteous about petty idealisms and rub propaganda in peoples face. I remember a PETA member trying to sway me with a video of how fur is made (Despite the fact I already dislike the fur industry) and I was wondering "So you don't do anything to stop this, you just show people animals getting skinned?" and she looked at me funny before getting mad at me.

Hey, do you know how they skin cows?

They attach the front and back ends to tractors, then they drive in opposite directions. This would be gruesome to watch, but why am I not calling against this? Because it's a dead cow. It never had a consciousness, and it obviously won't do after. It was bred for food, that's the whole point of a cattle farm.

 

[MarsProbe]

Tofu Boy? I wish to register a complaint about how tasteless this game is.

C'mon, someone had to say it

Here's my view of a balanced argument on both sides

Vegans : 17 pages of diatribe about cruelty, environmental issues etc, with a powerpoint presentation and whalesong soundtrack...

Meat Guys: The BK XL Bacon Double Cheese Burger. That is all.

I had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger at lunchtime today. It was good.

Any nonsense spouted by vegans can be countered by a bacon double cheeseburger. On this topic, I am pleasantly reminded of that old episode of Malcolm in the Middle where all the food at the vegetarian BBQ was replaced with their tastier meat-based subsitutes. Such hilarity...

 

[Red Albatross]

This is absolutely tame compared to some of the other ridiculous, over-the-top, and often sinister things that PETA does to push its agenda.

I'm going to go put a half-pound of bacon onto a juicy cheeseburger and savor every moment of devouring it just to spite them.

 

[XT inc]

I dont care how much anti meat propaganda you spout all it takes is one strip of bacon to reset everything.

 

[Wutaiflea]

I don't see the harm in promoting vegetarianism (veganism... less so) but PETA really do like to make their point in the shittiest way possible- "Meat is nasty and evil! Vegetarian is SOOO much better and will make girls like you!"

Please shut up- we are naturally an omnivorous species. Chances are that if this were not the case, you might not have evolved to even give a toss about animals.

Besides, I like both meat and tofu. I have room in my life for both.

 

[shadow741]

Lol, PETA, I'm pretty sure not eating meat doesn't help or hinder you to do better with your meat.

 

[Madara XIII]

Well incoming rage in 3... 2.... 1....

I fucking hate Peta, bunch of self righteous a-holes. How about instead of getting mad about digital content they go help animals that aren't pixels? I bet the guys in a single episode of Animal Rescue on Animal Planet have done more than Peta has in 15 years.

Why can't we all have this simple rule, if you have a full fridge and belly don't tell others how to eat.

I feel your rage my boy....use that anger! Give in to the dark side! After all chicks dig the black cape!!

 

[AvsJoe]

Wait, hang on, let's look at that picture again:

I don't trust any living creature whose chin doubles as its 'bulge'. Look for yourself.

And did I read that back-story correctly?

..."he was dumped for the tasty and satisfying Tofu Boy. Once Bandage Girl slept with Tofu Boy and saw all that he had to offer, it was bye-bye beef, hello bean curd."

Eww.

Screw this game. I got a real good chuckle with Mama Kills Animals but I wouldn't touch this game with a 10 ft cow prod. PETA, I am disappoint.

 

[Madara XIII]

What's up with PETA always bringing up sex in everything too? I remember those 'vegetarians have better sex' ads. Are they really insecure or somthing?

They're trying to make a "Statement" especially if you've seen those stupid models advertising saying, "I'd rather go naked than wear fur". Well good! You can go freeze your ass off out in the cold while I keep warm you idiotic waste of human.

 

[Madara XIII]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

SHOW ME YOUR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

RAGE.

rage.

OK I'm all raged out... Oh wait...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Fuck off PETA. Go die in a hole. Light yourselves on fire so you don't cost anyone anything.

Aight I'm raged out.

PETA. Go away, we don't tell you how to live. I'll eat a delicious baby cow if I want to. You are free to make YOUR life choices, you have no right to make mine for me.

LOL Raging Raven for the Win me boy!

 

[laststandman]

I think PETA is sort of funny. They publish and produce things that I think are funny because if I ever had the idea before, I told myself "I would shit my pants laughing if I actually saw this"
Then PETA makes "Your Mommy Kills Animals." My pants are dry, but I have had a great laugh.
This is pretty much the same, where I played it just for their stupid tips, until I had enough laughs and decided that a better use of my time would be jerking off. But honestly this is PETA's version of jerking off, except they need to create a fucking flash game to get off.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Really? We can't even have a living pile of meat be a character in a video game without people being offended? Good Lord.

 

[Odegauger]

Good God, the rage-boner some people have for a childish publicity stunt.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I love the little addition.

'And he smells.'

It's just fantastic. Man, PETA always give you the best in insane over-the-top responses to, well, everything.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Gotta say, that's a pretty hard game.

But I can't help but think that "Bandage Girl" looks like a used sanitary pad. Is it just me?

 

[Gamegeneral]

It's racism is what it is.
Poor meat boy.
That's like saying that she likes white guys instead of black ones.
It's not like he can change, ya know!

Though I don't think the kidnapping was necessary.

 

[Madara XIII]

And now, this thread will be filled with people calling fire and brimstone upon PETA, whilst to me, this looks more like a rather humorous parody, sure, it's got a motive, but hell, it's not like they've just initialized a campaign to kill all meat eaters on the planet...

PeTA are people who create campaigns like "Your mommy kills animals!", aimed towards children. And this is just an example. Seriously, anything they do needs to be crucified!

Oh PeTA *chuckles* you and your subtlty.....*Voice Deepens as Dark Clouds form in the sky*

I Swear to God PeTA I shall rain Hell from Heaven above on your dumbfounded organization!!!

 

[Madara XIII]

Surely the fact they are beating up a living piece of meat is hypocritical.

EDIT: and leaving your boyfriend after sleeping with the supposed better guy is such a good image.

Indeed...Seriously something tells me that the creator of this game was a wimpy dude who had a one night fling with a chick (Pity Sex), but was dumped for the Jock and now decides to pull a vice versa in this game. That's just something off the top of my head. I mean the way they make this game seems like a Vegans revenge against all meat eaters.
Hahaha I wish Sigmund Freud were here to give an analysis.

 

[Madara XIII]

PETA because there is too much fun in the world.

Seriously everytime I see PETA somewhere I honestly think to myself
"God damn, if only FOX were on"

They're that bad!!!