Picture thread? Picture thread

[Idsertian]

Um... this may sound so stupid, but how DO you post pictures... and hide them? And make them look all cool like that?

Ser Brown already answered, but here's a good index of Escapist bbcode commands: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198114-Escapist-User-Guide-to-Posting-Commands?page=1

Bookmark that and never again wonder at everyone's apparent internet wizardry!

 

[Aerosteam]

Snippy

Snip

That one is WAY out of date. Here's a better one.

 

[shootthebandit]

It's very poor form to comment and not contribute, you know.

I told you I'd do it

Spoiler: click here for awesome

Unfortunately my selfying skills are pretty poor. Due to my makeup artist and personal photographer not being available im sorry for the poor quality

 

[Spoonius]

Nevermind... just realised how astoundingly idiotic my comment was.

 

[Zhukov]

[snip]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share, but I feel compelled to point out that that costume is several kinds of awesome.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share.

You always cop out!

Join us, Zhukov, join us!

 

[shootthebandit]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share.

You always cop out!

Join us, Zhukov, join us!

Yeah you cop out. Join us, assimilate and connect to the matrix. I had to take a picture especially for this and make a photobucket account

 

[Daystar Clarion]

[snip]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share, but I feel compelled to point out that that costume is several kinds of awesome.

You pussy, I always knew you'd wuss out on us.

WHY DO YOU BETRAY MY FEELS?

 

[Zhukov]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share.

You always cop out!

Join us, Zhukov, join us!

No! I'll never give you what you seek you creepy internet creeper you!

...

Actually, I totally would, except there aren't any photos of me online or on a hard drive, and I don't have a camera. The only physical photos I have of myself are some outdated army photos, but they're the boring official kind, not the fun, goofy kind and I don't have the means to scan them.

I'm utterly selfie-less.

Maybe I'll get my brother to take my photo next time I visit him. Just for you. If I remember. Which I probably won't.

EDIT: Oh Jesus, two more of you asked in the time it took me to write that. Fine. I'll get around to it.

 

[Fappy]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share.

You always cop out!

Join us, Zhukov, join us!

No! I'll never give you what you seek you creepy internet creeper you!

...

Actually, I totally would, except there aren't any photos of me online or on a hard drive, and I don't have a camera. The only physical photos I have of myself are some outdated army photos, but they're the boring official kind, not the fun, goofy kind and I don't have the means to scan them.

I'm utterly selfie-less.

Maybe I'll get my brother to take my photo next time I visit him. Just for you. If I remember. Which I probably won't.

EDIT: Oh Jesus, two more of you asked in the time it took me to write that. Fine. I'll get around to it.

Watch out for Daystar, man. If you give him a full body shot he'll fucking print that shit out on a love pillow.

I'm not even kidding. He's a sick man.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Fine. I'll get around to it.

Mhm... sure... we'll believe it when we see it, eh? In the meantime, have this token! It's on the house.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share.

You always cop out!

Join us, Zhukov, join us!

No! I'll never give you what you seek you creepy internet creeper you!

...

Actually, I totally would, except there aren't any photos of me online or on a hard drive, and I don't have a camera. The only physical photos I have of myself are some outdated army photos, but they're the boring official kind, not the fun, goofy kind and I don't have the means to scan them.

I'm utterly selfie-less.

Maybe I'll get my brother to take my photo next time I visit him. Just for you. If I remember. Which I probably won't.

EDIT: Oh Jesus, two more of you asked in the time it took me to write that. Fine. I'll get around to it.

Watch out for Daystar, man. If you give him a full body shot he'll fucking print that shit out on a love pillow.

I'm not even kidding. He's a sick man.

You're just jelly that I threw my love pillow of you in the trash.

I couldn't read the washing instructions, what else did you expect me to do?

 

[Evonisia]

Oh The Escapist and all of their pretty faces, glad to see this thread come back from the bottom of Page 1/top of Page 2.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I wasn't going to post here on account of not having a photo to share.

You always cop out!

Join us, Zhukov, join us!

No! I'll never give you what you seek you creepy internet creeper you!

...

Actually, I totally would, except there aren't any photos of me online or on a hard drive, and I don't have a camera. The only physical photos I have of myself are some outdated army photos, but they're the boring official kind, not the fun, goofy kind and I don't have the means to scan them.

I'm utterly selfie-less.

Maybe I'll get my brother to take my photo next time I visit him. Just for you. If I remember. Which I probably won't.

EDIT: Oh Jesus, two more of you asked in the time it took me to write that. Fine. I'll get around to it.

Watch out for Daystar, man. If you give him a full body shot he'll fucking print that shit out on a love pillow.

I'm not even kidding. He's a sick man.

I believe he's in the process of building a love pillow fort. Which will form up into a love pillow version of that first picture of himself. It's why he made the thread.

 

[Syntax Error]

Now, I don't want to be that guy, but whenever I see threads like this, I always default to one reaction:

THERE! ARE! GIRLS! IN THE! INTERNET!!!!!!!!

And it's been 6 years since I became an Escapian. How I keep getting that reaction is beyond me.

Anyway... here are some pics of me and grovel in awe at my magnificence!

Spoiler: Underwater Shot

https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10371514_759627324068916_4705120836261844268_n.jpg

Spoiler: Majestic as f...

https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10338324_747204441977871_7905054886571567624_n.jpg?oh=7ca30fc9e3203d580f70c155ab0fab80&oe=5471BD52

Spoiler: taking selfies before they were mainstream

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/p417x417/21870_100538576644464_6428591_n.jpg

That last one was actually the very first photo of me online. It was my Friendster profile pic.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Alright alright, I'll play along. Here's me as of last Christmas.

Spoiler

[http://s410.photobucket.com/user/canadiansaiyan/media/12-01-13sm_zps98f15275.png.html]

 

[Dango]

Spoiler: Here's me, have fun I guess

 

[Blow_Pop]

Hmm, lets see.

Gay

Gay

gay

Oh and lolgay.

Well duh. Of course I am...We've been over this numerous times beautiful lady

Yeah, sure. If just to add a little variety.

I'm new to selfies. I'm even using Photobucket, which I'm assured is way behind the times. So be gentle...

Spoiler

[http://s57.photobucket.com/user/RevolutionJones/media/whynot.jpg.html]

ohhaithere

Spoiler: Me and a school friend

I'm on the left. Still your beating hearts.

but if I still my beating heart it won't beat anymore and I won't get to skype call with you or test out your videos for sound anymore.....your voice is still sexier than your looks but you're quite the looker anyway

I started imagining you as that fedorah guy in your old display pic.

Well...

Let's just say there's some pictures that I'd rather not be shown...

Ah fuck it, here ya go

Spoiler: *tips

Spoiler: fedora*

FOR SOME FAIRNESS, the prom was 1920's themed so it made sense at the time...

Does it, s-senpais? *^*

WHY DID YOU NEVER SEND ME THESE PHOTOS? Out of all the weird/stupid/dorky photos we occasionally text back and forth I've never gotten these. I'm so sad

Spoiler

Because those photos don't show it off, my hair which comes out at over 2 feet long at present.

O.O Your hair is longer and prettier than mine! Actually it's kind of like mine 2 years ago before I cut it all off....

Spoiler: Anyway... here is my ugly mug...

-_-

Spoiler: OK... properly now... here is me with the cat in the background... shit quality selfie but eh...

Well, not my cat, true, but... -_-

ohiseewhatyoudidtherelulz but seriously WHY YOU NO TALK TO ME ANYMORE? I cry from lack of you speaking to me(ok not really but)

Well there ya go. ENJOY.

you almost look like one of my friends I went to high school with and still occasionally talk to


And for shits and giggles here's some of my snapchat photos from recent

Spoiler: my snaps are gold for creepy photos of me sometimes

Spoiler: mum's birthday at the bar at the beginning of this month

BEFORE I threw up in the truck and all over my clothes from lack of food before drinking....NEVER doing that again

Spoiler: possibly slight nsfw due to painting on wall?

hair still not cooperating....

I'll be damned if my eyes aren't pretty as hell though...especially when I've been drinking

Spoiler: my dad's truck with my hair being stupid

I'm actually fond of this one

and this one just got messed up for some reason but hair still being stupid