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No! I'll never give you what you seek you creepy internet creeper you!Colour Scientist said:
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Actually, I totally would, except there aren't any photos of me online or on a hard drive, and I don't have a camera. The only physical photos I have of myself are some outdated army photos, but they're the boring official kind, not the fun, goofy kind and I don't have the means to scan them.
I'm utterly selfie-less.
Maybe I'll get my brother to take my photo next time I visit him. Just for you. If I remember. Which I probably won't.
EDIT: Oh Jesus, two more of you asked in the time it took me to write that. Fine. I'll get around to it.
Mhm... sure... we'll believe it when we see it, eh? In the meantime, have this token! It's on the house.Zhukov said:
You're just jelly that I threw my love pillow of you in the trash.Fappy said:
I couldn't read the washing instructions, what else did you expect me to do?
I believe he's in the process of building a love pillow fort. Which will form up into a love pillow version of that first picture of himself. It's why he made the thread.Fappy said:
Now, I don't want to be that guy, but whenever I see threads like this, I always default to one reaction:
THERE! ARE! GIRLS! IN THE! INTERNET!!!!!!!!
And it's been 6 years since I became an Escapian. How I keep getting that reaction is beyond me.
Anyway... here are some pics of me and grovel in awe at my magnificence!
That last one was actually the very first photo of me online. It was my Friendster profile pic.
THERE! ARE! GIRLS! IN THE! INTERNET!!!!!!!!
And it's been 6 years since I became an Escapian. How I keep getting that reaction is beyond me.
Anyway... here are some pics of me and grovel in awe at my magnificence!
https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10371514_759627324068916_4705120836261844268_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10338324_747204441977871_7905054886571567624_n.jpg?oh=7ca30fc9e3203d580f70c155ab0fab80&oe=5471BD52
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/p417x417/21870_100538576644464_6428591_n.jpg
That last one was actually the very first photo of me online. It was my Friendster profile pic.
Alright alright, I'll play along. Here's me as of last Christmas.
[http://s410.photobucket.com/user/canadiansaiyan/media/12-01-13sm_zps98f15275.png.html]
Well duh. Of course I am...We've been over this numerous times beautiful ladyEeveeElectro said:
ohhaithereObsidianJones said:Yeah, sure. If just to add a little variety.
I'm new to selfies. I'm even using Photobucket, which I'm assured is way behind the times. So be gentle...
[http://s57.photobucket.com/user/RevolutionJones/media/whynot.jpg.html]
but if I still my beating heart it won't beat anymore and I won't get to skype call with you or test out your videos for sound anymore.....your voice is still sexier than your looks but you're quite the looker anywayRedlin5 said:
I'm on the left. Still your beating hearts.
WHY DID YOU NEVER SEND ME THESE PHOTOS? Out of all the weird/stupid/dorky photos we occasionally text back and forth I've never gotten these. I'm so sadPsychicTaco115 said:Well...geK0 said:
Let's just say there's some pictures that I'd rather not be shown...
Ah fuck it, here ya go
FOR SOME FAIRNESS, the prom was 1920's themed so it made sense at the time...
Does it, s-senpais? *^*
O.O Your hair is longer and prettier than mine! Actually it's kind of like mine 2 years ago before I cut it all off....King of Asgaard said:
Because those photos don't show it off, my hair which comes out at over 2 feet long at present.
ohiseewhatyoudidtherelulz but seriously WHY YOU NO TALK TO ME ANYMORE? I cry from lack of you speaking to me(ok not really but)SckizoBoy said:
-_-
Well, not my cat, true, but... -_-
Imperioratorex Caprae said:
you almost look like one of my friends I went to high school with and still occasionally talk to And for shits and giggles here's some of my snapchat photos from recent
BEFORE I threw up in the truck and all over my clothes from lack of food before drinking....NEVER doing that again
hair still not cooperating....
I'll be damned if my eyes aren't pretty as hell though...especially when I've been drinking
I'll be damned if my eyes aren't pretty as hell though...especially when I've been drinking
I'm actually fond of this one
and this one just got messed up for some reason but hair still being stupid
Why thank you, milady! ^_^Blow_Pop said:
Usually all I get is people telling me to cut it, it's a nice change to have someone compliment it for once.
Colour Scientist said:That's a gorgeous dress, I love that colour!Chemical Alia said:
Aw shoo, thank you. I totally forgot about my proudest photo of that outfit, one that I commissioned the finest photographers in the land to forge in my image. It's my favorite ever, but I had to take a photo of the photo, so some of the fine details were lost.Zhukov said:
Just stand outside and wait for one of those Google camera cars to pass you. It's only a matter of time!Zhukov said:
...Stephen Merchant? Anyway, celebrity doppelganger cameos aside, prepare to be unimpressed:deserteagleeye said:This is also probably the only pic of me on the internet...I hope.
Pls no bully. >.>
[sub][sub][sub][sub]not really a lady but since no one pays attention to profiles on here it's not widely known[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] I think I'm just use to seeing guys with long hair. We have a lot of them out here. But regardless, it's your hair. what business would it be of mine to tell you what to do with it? Long as it makes you happy that's all that matters.King of Asgaard said:
Also screw it. I like my eyes so y'all are getting more photos of them
also, me through the years
at the bar because I'm a pretty pretty princess....sometimes
ok fine doesn't technically count as my eyes but this was a pimps and hos night at the bar for a bartenders birthday
same night as above photo. I took my laptop to the bar because i'm not overly social and was told I had to make an appearance.
after swing dancing one night
I REALLY like my eyes in this photo
yes, that IS my car I'm sitting against
I burned myself doing an oil change while my car was still really hot because sometimes I'm a dumbass...I've only been doing oil changes for at least the past 15 years......probably longer
had a day of cleaning my car but I still like my eyes...not so much boobs and stomach but the eyes definitely
at the bar because I'm a pretty pretty princess....sometimes
ok fine doesn't technically count as my eyes but this was a pimps and hos night at the bar for a bartenders birthday
same night as above photo. I took my laptop to the bar because i'm not overly social and was told I had to make an appearance.
after swing dancing one night
I REALLY like my eyes in this photo
yes, that IS my car I'm sitting against
I burned myself doing an oil change while my car was still really hot because sometimes I'm a dumbass...I've only been doing oil changes for at least the past 15 years......probably longer
had a day of cleaning my car but I still like my eyes...not so much boobs and stomach but the eyes definitely
though, before this photo it was another 5-6 inches longer but this was after I got some of it cut off
IF YOU CAN SMEEEEEEEEE~~ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... WHAT THE ALIA... IS COOKING!Chemical Alia said:
I have no idea why that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic. It looks like you're about to lay some smackdown.
I haven't watched Wrestling since the 90's. These thoughts are super weird.
I meant no offence by my comment. I made an assumption and I apologise.Blow_Pop said:[sub][sub][sub][sub]not really a lady but since no one pays attention to profiles on here it's not widely known[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] I think I'm just use to seeing guys with long hair. We have a lot of them out here. But regardless, it's your hair. what business would it be of mine to tell you what to do with it? Long as it makes you happy that's all that matters.King of Asgaard said:
Also screw it. I like my eyes so y'all are getting more photos of them
also, me through the years
at the bar because I'm a pretty pretty princess....sometimes
ok fine doesn't technically count as my eyes but this was a pimps and hos night at the bar for a bartenders birthday
same night as above photo. I took my laptop to the bar because i'm not overly social and was told I had to make an appearance.
after swing dancing one night
I REALLY like my eyes in this photo
yes, that IS my car I'm sitting against
I burned myself doing an oil change while my car was still really hot because sometimes I'm a dumbass...I've only been doing oil changes for at least the past 15 years......probably longer
had a day of cleaning my car but I still like my eyes...not so much boobs and stomach but the eyes definitely
though, before this photo it was another 5-6 inches longer but this was after I got some of it cut off
Moving on, you do have really nice eyes. Heck, the rest of you ain't bad looking either. Oh, and your job interview photo reminded me slightly of Trinity from the Matrix films, in a good way.
Here's a couple more photos of me, though not much has changed age-wise.
This one was the same day as the one with my mates.
This one's of me posing as if I'm on a throne during a school event we put together.
This is me about three years ago, as I was just letting my hair and beard grow unrestrained.
Ooo, I almost missed this (thanks for the tip-off, Drummodino). I may have already posted this in the past, but:
In addition to the lip ring I also have a nose piercing on the other side and a fuckload of metalwork in my ears that you can't see here.
I love these threads, always fun to see how utterly wrong you were about what people looked like. Mind you, as far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of walking avatars, and none of your so-called "photographic evidence" will change my mind, godamnit...
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In addition to the lip ring I also have a nose piercing on the other side and a fuckload of metalwork in my ears that you can't see here.
I love these threads, always fun to see how utterly wrong you were about what people looked like. Mind you, as far as I'm concerned you're all a bunch of walking avatars, and none of your so-called "photographic evidence" will change my mind, godamnit...
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