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Alssadar

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I'm guessing this is some kind of poke at America's National Pie Day today?
With out deliciously sweet apple cinnamon pies?

But dear god, I love meat pies. I just ate one an hour ago and it was pretty great.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Pegghead said:
YOU SAYIN' AUSSIES DON'T EAT PROPER PIES?! IS THAT IT, ************?!

LEMME TELL YA POMMIE, EACH AUSSIE WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN DINGO DROPPINGS IS A WALKING MEAT-PIE APOCALYPSE IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.



Sorta like this guy, but Aussie and with meat pies instead of American and with heathen non-meat-pie foodstuffs.

And just for the record, I ate a pork pie once. Most horrible thing I've ever tasted (worse than both cheap-shit knockoff mighty-mite and tuna pasta).
I read in scientific journal of science that Aussies who've had too many spider bites to the brain, tend to lose their sense of taste.

It's ok. It's not your fault
In all fairness, 99% of those were me bathing in a bathtub full of collected spiders in hopes that I'd become Spiderman.

Thank God the snakes broke in and took care of them, then the crocodiles took care of the snakes, then Steve Irwin's ghost took care of the crocs.
 
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Alssadar said:
I'm guessing this is some kind of poke at America's National Pie Day today?
With out deliciously sweet apple cinnamon pies?

But dear god, I love meat pies. I just ate one an hour ago and it was pretty great.
I'm telling the truth now. I had no idea is was National Pie Day in America, I really didn't.

It's like the heavens themselves guided me to take the piss.

Pegghead said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Pegghead said:
YOU SAYIN' AUSSIES DON'T EAT PROPER PIES?! IS THAT IT, ************?!

LEMME TELL YA POMMIE, EACH AUSSIE WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN DINGO DROPPINGS IS A WALKING MEAT-PIE APOCALYPSE IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.



Sorta like this guy, but Aussie and with meat pies instead of American and with heathen non-meat-pie foodstuffs.

And just for the record, I ate a pork pie once. Most horrible thing I've ever tasted (worse than both cheap-shit knockoff mighty-mite and tuna pasta).
I read in scientific journal of science that Aussies who've had too many spider bites to the brain, tend to lose their sense of taste.

It's ok. It's not your fault
In all fairness, 99% of those were me bathing in a bathtub full of collected spiders in hopes that I'd become Spiderman.

Thank God the snakes broke in and took care of them, then the crocodiles took care of the snakes, then Steve Irwin's ghost took care of the crocs.
Bloody hell, bet that took a while to clean up.
 

him over there

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Looks like a storm be brewing (or tea if you swing that way) on the British food front.Better bunker down America, Don't make me bring quiche into this!
 

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Steak and kidney pie with rich gravy and flaky pastry. Beans and chips on the side. Food heaven!

My mother has moved to France and has taken to baking quiches. Now, I have nothing against quiche in principle, but it's not pie, is it?
 
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ms_sunlight said:
Steak and kidney pie with rich gravy and flaky pastry. Beans and chips on the side. Food heaven!

My mother has moved to France and has taken to baking quiches. Now, I have nothing against quiche in principle, but it's not pie, is it?
No, it's what happens when a shitty omlette and shitty pie get together for one night of shitty love and the result of said coupling is the quiche.

The shitty omlette pie.

An abomination.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
You sir have made me crave a cornish pasty!! also i like your avatar okami is one of my fav games!

OT: Pies are amazing, i've found one in my hometown that is a pork+pickle sausage roll (it's amazing) and a pork+pickle pie!! (also amazing would be happy to post one to anyone (providing you pay for it and postage of course))
 

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well im from america so when i think of pie i do think of dessert. however, i have never been a fan of pie (the dessert kind) and i dont eat meat. thus, i have no interest anything pie has to offer
Aah... I see! You are one of those 'not human' kind of people! Nobody in they're right mind could not like meat and pastry...!
 

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I've had shepards pie before... oh it was good. Its kinda hard to find this sort of stuff in Phoenix, but when I see it I always go for it.
 

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Rusman said:
Daystar I love your threads, they are so true!
Pies are in fact pure awesome in pastry. Every-time I make someone a pie at work, be it Steak and Ale, Game Pie or the new and improved Chicken, Bacon and Leek Pie, I think to myself; that customer gets it.
Where do you work? Becaus Chicken, Bacon and Leek sounds good!

illas said:
Awesome, awesome thread. That Cornish Pasty is borderline pornographic.
Every now and again, I am so thankful to be British.

By the way, I fear you may have left one important type of pie out: the Fish Pie. It's a staple of British pubs, goes well with almost any beer/wine/cider, and tastes amazing. Cheap to make too (and fish is basically meat, right?).
I forgot the mighty fish pie! I haven't had that for ages! Awesome stuff!

Daystar Clarion said:
BiscuitTrouser said:
I want to be at Gregs right now more than i want my next breath... that is all.

I applied there for a job. I will continue to do so until my dream is realised.
I'm still of the belief that Greggs is heaven on earth.

I remember one time when I was doing a work experience stint in Nottingham town center. When it was lunch time I thought to myself 'hmm, better get something wholesome and balanced, like a sandwich'.

I ended up getting like six sauasage rolls and pigged out on a park bench, not giving a single fuck.
Man! Greggs is the best! Baked bean slice anyone!?
 

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Whenever I think of "pie" I think of cherry pies or apple pies, despite having your meat pies before at british themed pubs and restaurants.
I like your pies and think they are delish, but having grown up in Canada, pie shall always = dessert.
Sorry? /shrug
 

latenightapplepie

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Is this thread seriously attempting to assert that British food isn't shit? Because that's a big call to make.

In any case, I think you can put down us Australians as big proponents of the pie as well. We got that from you guys.
 

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I find it sort of absurd to receive a warning for low content in a thread about how great pie is and in particular a line of conversation on how Daystar is immune to aspargus-piss, but hey.
Damn these mods; always skirting about in the shadows.

In any case: I just remembered that I've tasted both blueberry and apple pie, and they were both a lot better than the meaty, gloopy yuckyness that's meat pies.
So there.
 

SirDeadly

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It is at this time I introduce to you the famous Australian sporting food, the footy pie.
Then there is the pie found only in my state of South Australia, the pie floater.
And the humble sausage roll, so tasty.
 

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Only an evil, evil bastard would post a thread about meat pies at this ungodly hour, when all the stores are closed and I can't satisfy my hunger. Damn you, damn you to hell and back.
 

exeuntleft

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Having just been told when agreeing to the terms of service that short, uninteresting comments were discouraged with the use of the example "I like pie", seeing this thread near the top was particularly amusing. That said... I do like pie. I don't have any really delicious looking pictures to post though.

rhizhim said:
pie all and good but what about cake!

This thing is just beautiful.
 

Random Fella

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Actually when I hear pie two other things run in my mind
One dirty and one Pink
I need to get out more
 

Tiger Sora

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Daystar Clarion said:
Instant K4rma said:
Pinkie Pie.

In all seriousness, I've always been a fan of pie, even with my horrible case of being American. Apparently I should take a trip over to Britain and get myself schooled on what a real pie is. I think I'll do that. I've always been envious of you British folk and your accents.
Oh, hell no, there will be no ponies in one of my threads.

I'm visually mincing her up and sticking her in a pie.

I'm not a fan of horse meat, but fuck it, gravy fixes everything.
Dare to even think that a second time and you'll think the Blitz was a walk in the park after Sunday church.

Shepherds Pie is the best. I made a dish of it the other day, Sooooooo good. I have to mix my peas in. I'd cook with them in the pie but only my dad likes them, the others like corn. So we just do plain and do the veggies separate.