In all fairness, 99% of those were me bathing in a bathtub full of collected spiders in hopes that I'd become Spiderman.Daystar Clarion said:I read in scientific journal of science that Aussies who've had too many spider bites to the brain, tend to lose their sense of taste.Pegghead said:YOU SAYIN' AUSSIES DON'T EAT PROPER PIES?! IS THAT IT, ************?!
LEMME TELL YA POMMIE, EACH AUSSIE WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN DINGO DROPPINGS IS A WALKING MEAT-PIE APOCALYPSE IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.
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Sorta like this guy, but Aussie and with meat pies instead of American and with heathen non-meat-pie foodstuffs.
And just for the record, I ate a pork pie once. Most horrible thing I've ever tasted (worse than both cheap-shit knockoff mighty-mite and tuna pasta).
It's ok. It's not your fault
I'm telling the truth now. I had no idea is was National Pie Day in America, I really didn't.Alssadar said:I'm guessing this is some kind of poke at America's National Pie Day today?
With out deliciously sweet apple cinnamon pies?
But dear god, I love meat pies. I just ate one an hour ago and it was pretty great.
Bloody hell, bet that took a while to clean up.Pegghead said:In all fairness, 99% of those were me bathing in a bathtub full of collected spiders in hopes that I'd become Spiderman.Daystar Clarion said:I read in scientific journal of science that Aussies who've had too many spider bites to the brain, tend to lose their sense of taste.Pegghead said:YOU SAYIN' AUSSIES DON'T EAT PROPER PIES?! IS THAT IT, ************?!
LEMME TELL YA POMMIE, EACH AUSSIE WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN DINGO DROPPINGS IS A WALKING MEAT-PIE APOCALYPSE IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.
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Sorta like this guy, but Aussie and with meat pies instead of American and with heathen non-meat-pie foodstuffs.
And just for the record, I ate a pork pie once. Most horrible thing I've ever tasted (worse than both cheap-shit knockoff mighty-mite and tuna pasta).
It's ok. It's not your fault
Thank God the snakes broke in and took care of them, then the crocodiles took care of the snakes, then Steve Irwin's ghost took care of the crocs.
No, it's what happens when a shitty omlette and shitty pie get together for one night of shitty love and the result of said coupling is the quiche.ms_sunlight said:Steak and kidney pie with rich gravy and flaky pastry. Beans and chips on the side. Food heaven!
My mother has moved to France and has taken to baking quiches. Now, I have nothing against quiche in principle, but it's not pie, is it?
You sir have made me crave a cornish pasty!! also i like your avatar okami is one of my fav games!Daystar Clarion said:
Aah... I see! You are one of those 'not human' kind of people! Nobody in they're right mind could not like meat and pastry...!00slash00 said:well im from america so when i think of pie i do think of dessert. however, i have never been a fan of pie (the dessert kind) and i dont eat meat. thus, i have no interest anything pie has to offer
Oh, 'unnoticed' eh??Daystar Clarion said:snip
Where do you work? Becaus Chicken, Bacon and Leek sounds good!Rusman said:Daystar I love your threads, they are so true!
Pies are in fact pure awesome in pastry. Every-time I make someone a pie at work, be it Steak and Ale, Game Pie or the new and improved Chicken, Bacon and Leek Pie, I think to myself; that customer gets it.
I forgot the mighty fish pie! I haven't had that for ages! Awesome stuff!illas said:Awesome, awesome thread. That Cornish Pasty is borderline pornographic.
Every now and again, I am so thankful to be British.
By the way, I fear you may have left one important type of pie out: the Fish Pie. It's a staple of British pubs, goes well with almost any beer/wine/cider, and tastes amazing. Cheap to make too (and fish is basically meat, right?).
Man! Greggs is the best! Baked bean slice anyone!?Daystar Clarion said:I'm still of the belief that Greggs is heaven on earth.BiscuitTrouser said:I want to be at Gregs right now more than i want my next breath... that is all.
I applied there for a job. I will continue to do so until my dream is realised.
I remember one time when I was doing a work experience stint in Nottingham town center. When it was lunch time I thought to myself 'hmm, better get something wholesome and balanced, like a sandwich'.
I ended up getting like six sauasage rolls and pigged out on a park bench, not giving a single fuck.
This thing is just beautiful.rhizhim said:pie all and good but what about cake!
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Dare to even think that a second time and you'll think the Blitz was a walk in the park after Sunday church.Daystar Clarion said:Oh, hell no, there will be no ponies in one of my threads.Instant K4rma said:Pinkie Pie.![]()
In all seriousness, I've always been a fan of pie, even with my horrible case of being American. Apparently I should take a trip over to Britain and get myself schooled on what a real pie is. I think I'll do that. I've always been envious of you British folk and your accents.
I'm visually mincing her up and sticking her in a pie.
I'm not a fan of horse meat, but fuck it, gravy fixes everything.