Poll: Are you weird?

[lettucethesallad]

More odd than weird I think. My boyfriend calls me 'unique', though I'm guessing that's a bit of a euphemism at times. I do things my way and I'm not embarrassed by much.

 

[Nightmare-Child]

I am very certain history will say so.

 

[retyopy]

You seem like you'd be a bit annoying to be around.

I'm as normal as I've ever been.

I try, baby, I try. If I could, I would write, "flashes winning smile" in asteriks, but whenever I try to smile I just look demented.

But I swear, I'm not like this all the time. I'm being "lunatic" me right now. I could switch into "friendly" me or "philisopher" me any time. Huh. I'm multiple personality disorder. Groovy.

 

[retyopy]

Define weird any way you like. I am a nut. Like, I have often suspected that I am quite litteraly insane. I'm not, of course, but I can make any topic seem awful, I can grin like the smilers from doctor who and thier counterparts, (look it up, it's a damn good show,) and I often contemplate how someone would look if they had a knife shoved through thier skull. Also, I randomly dance about, am prone to talking to myself, interrupt conversations with random off topic rants, and I can neck fart. Litteraly. Read that sentence again. I can neck fart. If you can do that, I will be proud to welcome in a new member to the neck farting club. Oh, and I mean neck farting the same way you arm fart. Except with your neck. Real, farty noises, people.

EDIT: A lot of people seem to be choosing the hitler option. Cue suicide.

Oh look at you, all eccentric and crazy-Wait, was that a Dr. Who reference? IT WAS!!

You win the Frozen Donkey Wheel2 seal of approval.

Eventually I'll get some text up there. Make it all nice and official. Anyway, yes. I am weird. But so is everyone else. So really, nobody's weird.

I want to thank the academy, and I don't want to thank my parents. And I want to give a shoutout to my twin for being the earthly representation of all that is evil.

 

[retyopy]

Who chose the 7th option? Please step forth. I won't actaully do what I said, I swear. Really, I swear. I haven't done that in years. And the he-who-stalks-your-dreams hasn't eaten a soul in years. So he's pobably hungy. But don't let a disembodies soul eater discourage you. I have cookies.

I did,but unfortunately for you, I already sold my soul for a PBJ. And it was delicious. Also, can I have a cookie please?

Sigh... I guess I'll settle for your body. And no, you can't have a cookie!

 

[retyopy]

I am the world's only truly normal person.

Yup. Take a good look. THIS IS WHAT NORMAL LOOKS LIKE YOU FREAKS

Damn... Didn't think it would be quite so hideous...

 

[Communist partisan]

Weird is a mild term for me, cock fuckingly insane psycho is more explaining.

 

[Bealzibob]

Never met a normal person to be honest.

But I'm always given strange looks by wierd people I know when they look through my drawing books. The "normal" people usually either don;t understand my drawings or just think some are fucked up and leave. There nothing crazy though, not like the hitler killing babies wierd...

>.>

Otherwise I'm fairly stable as far as public interaction goes.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Your level of misanthropy makes you seem quite wierd to me mate. Wierd in that "Fools! They called me mad, they're just too ignorant to recognise my genius! MUAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH!" kinda way.

That, and the use of the term "Hatebulge". That speaks of oddness from a mile off...

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No. Stop it. Stop saying things.
I am part of a large group of people commonly known as assholes. You probably know of them, they are fucking everywhere.

How can you be weird if a significant portion of the population is just fucking like you. You can't. This is what I am saying. Weird is being different, you can't be different when you are the fucking same, there is a clear fucking dichotomy.

Well, that and the whole "Stop liking things I don't like" deal. I find ignoring what's truly objectionable about the world to be helpful. Well, I'm starting to find that, since my therapy recomends such things...

I am just throwing a bitchfit over this relatively new wave of randumb fucking anti-humour because I really like to yell. If I actually cared about it you can bet I'd fucking keep it to myself.

Not that it doesn't piss me off. It does. But so does everything else ever.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Compared to the people I live around? Preeeetty much. I mean, no one else here would consider hanging a huge Star Wars poster in their room, hell all my co-workers already think I'm weird because I pretty much exclusively read English books, so go figure.

But whatever. Haters gonna hate man.

I am part of a large group of people commonly known as assholes. You probably know of them, they are fucking everywhere.

You're trying so hard it's almost endearing. Aren't you cute.

 

[retyopy]

All of this "weird and proud" shit is just people fucking desperate to be special. This just in: You're not. You are dull and ordinary. Stop trying to be a special snowflake because it's not going to fucking happen.

Just look at how many people have responded positively to this thread. You guys think this means something? I wonder what it could be!! Maybe it means EVERYONE is different from the norm because that makes perfect fucking sense!

And don't even get me started with this omg so RaNdOm kawaii desu fuckbox bullshit. How does that pass for actual personality and humour. It is attention whoring at its finest. Every time someone opens their mouth and says a non-sequiter or sequence of "inherently funny" words I want to shove my hatebulge down their stupid chattering squawkboxes until they gag and choke to death.

When did everyone become a stupid teenage girl, jesus fucking christ.

Actaully, I was under the impression that I was trying to have a nice disucssion with some people without it being interrupted. Why are there always people that try to kill the joy? you know... killjoys.

 

[retyopy]

Your level of misanthropy makes you seem quite wierd to me mate. Wierd in that "Fools! They called me mad, they're just too ignorant to recognise my genius! MUAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH!" kinda way.

That, and the use of the term "Hatebulge". That speaks of oddness from a mile off...

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No. Stop it. Stop saying things.
I am part of a large group of people commonly known as assholes. You probably know of them, they are fucking everywhere.

How can you be weird if a significant portion of the population is just fucking like you. You can't. This is what I am saying. Weird is being different, you can't be different when you are the fucking same, there is a clear fucking dichotomy.

Well, that and the whole "Stop liking things I don't like" deal. I find ignoring what's truly objectionable about the world to be helpful. Well, I'm starting to find that, since my therapy recomends such things...

I am just throwing a bitchfit over this relatively new wave of randumb fucking anti-humour because I really like to yell. If I actually cared about it you can bet I'd fucking keep it to myself.

Not that it doesn't piss me off. It does. But so does everything else ever.

Awww... Look at the little troll. Isn't he adorable? He almost looks like he has a genuine argument!

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

I once sang through the entire recess at school at the top of my lungs just to beat an ongoing competition in my class about who has the most balls. 4 people threatened to kill me, i just mocked them and watched them run away with their tail between their legs.

I once jumped from the roof of a 3 story building just to see if my legs would break. They didn't.

And whenever someone calls me weird for doing something, I say "are you really wearing/doing *insert random peace of clothing or act*?" and than i fake a lookm of disgust and walk away.

I'm a fucking weirdo allright.

 

[retyopy]

I once sang through the entire recess at school at the top of my lungs just to beat an ongoing competition in my class about who has the most balls. 4 people threatened to kill me, i just mocked them and watched them run away with their tail between their legs.

I once jumped from the roof of a 3 story building just to see if my legs would break. They didn't.

And whenever someone calls me weird for doing something, I say "are you really wearing/doing *insert random peace of clothing or act*?" and than i fake a lookm of disgust and walk away.

I'm a fucking weirdo allright.

That sounds like something I would do! I think we would get along just fine. As long as you don't mind Stanley. No one can see him, but I bet you could.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Depends what "weird" is.
I guess I can be a little... strange at times

 

[MassiveGeek]

Well, duh.

And I don't really feel the need to explain that to you, if I could I'd borrow you my head for a while, but I'd rather keep it.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am part of a large group of people commonly known as assholes. You probably know of them, they are fucking everywhere.

You're trying so hard it's almost endearing. Aren't you cute.

OBNOXIOUS PONY PICTURE

No, don't try to address my point or anything, let's just spam reaction images.

Look, I can do it too!

Actaully, I was under the impression that I was trying to have a nice disucssion with some people without it being interrupted. Why are there always people that try to kill the joy? you know... killjoys.

I am weighing in on the discussion. My contribution is that this is stupid.

The killjoy part is a bonus.

Awww... Look at the little troll. Isn't he adorable? He almost looks like he has a genuine argument!

Would you stop fucking double posting. You can actually address multiple posts at once, and there is an edit button for when you fuck up.

Why is it whenever someone has an opinion that is not yours they are a troll. Do you even know what troll means?
You know what you are doing when you call someone a troll? Admitting you got pulled in by a fucking troll. If people believe you, you look like a jackass. If they don't, you look like a jackass who couldn't think of an argument.

Either way you make a colossal idiot of yourself. Maybe it is time we learned to stop throwing that fucking word around like gaudy Christmas decorations.

 

[Typhoonis88]

Can anyone please direct me to what a normal person is?

As hard as it is to fathom what makes you you is; location genics, time period, relationships and exposure.

This all shapes the personality.No one person can tick all the same boxes even twins occupy slightly different space. endless possibilities something people get confused with when watching media is grouping people.

In anime/tv/movies the plot follows the few. So the many are given a static personality to play with to create the situations.

I'm a half Canadian Half Australian 23yr old male who has interests in computing and mountain biking. As rare of a 'Combination' that may seem. I would bet my life there would be at least a few of this combination, but if you talked to each one they would all have distinct differences.

 

[MCrewdson001]

to put it simply yes i am wierd

 

[StinkingOoze]

And i was half expecting everyone to say they're not weird in some profane weird way.