Poll: First Kiss.

[Woodsey]

I was taught to kiss by two lesbians, it was suprisingly mediocre.
Maybe if they had any interest in me that would have been different.

Wait? You kissed two lesbians for your first one?


Fuck that would be a cool story to tell, even if it was shite, I'd bloody tell everyone.
What I'd give for 2 lesbians.

On a side note, why's everyone so depressed on here?

And (like others have said) I really can't believe that THAT many people haven't kissed anyone.

 

[Aqualung]

When I was sixteen, about last spring...

...It was kind of boring.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

not had mine yet X3

"surely not!" i hear you all cry, but its true i havent even held hands with anyone yet

ah well, c'est la vie

same here man

 

[Kris015]

Oh, so this is what the escapist people want..

 

[Pegghead]

WEll let's see, I've kissed my mother many a time, my grandmother, Aunty etc. My dog often licks my face (Mostly as a sign of love, partly to get all the delicious crumbs off. But apart from that no, but I don't really care. After all I'm only a recent 14.

 

[Ren3004]

So, after all, is the first kiss memorable?
Mine was when i was 8, and i remember it like it was yesterday. Didn't really like it at that time.
I was too young to enjoy it to the fullest i guess.


When was yours? What made it special?

EDIT: !10k++ Thnx for the badge everyone!

This. The first time I was about that age and we were playing boyfriend and girlfriend. And I also didn't like it much at the time.

And when I was 13 I made out with the same girl, that occasion I remember more fondly. Of course, after that everything went to hell between us and I haven't seen her in years.

 

[T-Bone24]

I put my failures to the barrier of sarcasm I put up. I'm the quiet, snarky nerdish type, you know, the kind that no girl goes for. Meh, I'm 15, so I've got a while before I go mad with my own loneliness.

EDIT: Also, I'm 15, what the feck am I supposed to do on a date, movies are boring, too young to go out for dinner, no proper method of transportation aside from the bus or a bicycle. What do those idiots do on their dates? I say idiots because those "popular" arseholes are like a box of hamsters, saying hi, going out and leaving about a week later. They all get drunk as well, I remember hearing stories of their drunken escapades when we were all 13, I thought they were idiots then, they're still idiots now.

EDIT 2: God damn, that was a long-ass edit.

 

[tharinock]

Mine was just over 7 months ago, with a girl I met on the internet, asked out, and was physically seeing for the first time. 17 then. We were watching a pirated copy of Time Bandits in her room, and right towards the end she surprised me with one. Heh, I was so surprised and dazed afterwards that during the drive home I had to switch and let my mom drive.

 

[T-Bone24]

all this is slowly but surely eating away at my soul .makes me think what a sad and pathetic human being I am.

I’m going in to depression now…. or not

The one thing about depression my friend is once you enter you can never return (insert evil laugh here)

...I did. Odd, that.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I haved kissed yet.
Well I turned 14 3 months ago, I still have time.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

I put my failures to the barrier of sarcasm I put up. I'm the quiet, snarky nerdish type, you know, the kind that no girl goes for. Meh, I'm 15, so I've got a while before I go mad with my own loneliness.

EDIT: Also, I'm 15, what the feck am I supposed to do on a date, movies are boring, too young to go out for dinner, no proper method of transportation aside from the bus or a bicycle. What do those idiots do on their dates? I say idiots because those "popular" arseholes are like a box of hamsters, saying hi, going out and leaving about a week later. They all get drunk as well, I remember hearing stories of their drunken escapades when we were all 13, I thought they were idiots then, they're still idiots now.

EDIT 2: God damn, that was a long-ass edit.

chill out man
relax

why does their drunkeness frustrate you?
just change your sarcasm into a more mainstream funny kind
get a group of like 5, 6 friends (doesnt matter if they're all guys, girls will come later) and go to one of their houses each week and have a mini gathering
whether it be playing videogames or just pissing about

eventually you'll get curious and alcohol will be introduced and suddenly these nights will become more memorable

soon, other kids will want in and your group will grow
before too long, there will be girls too

girls + alcohol + surrounded by good friends = fun times and first kiss

(not how i did it, but if i was going to do it all again, that's how i would)

plus it'll prepare you for university
but it sounds like you've got a lot of misplaced rage, let them live their lives, you live yours

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

girls + alcohol + surrounded by good friends = fun times and first kiss

(not how i did it, but if i was going to do it all again, that's how i would)

I came into this thread and quoting you to tell you how much of an epic username you have. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is Cartoon Networks one redeeming feature.

Anyway, the section I left of your quote is how I got my first kiss. The amusing thing is it was my first time consuming alcohol and was also my first party. It proved to be an epic night, but I kind of went against the whole Bro's before Ho's thing. I retreated into an empty room and commandeered a couch for me and my lady friend. I kind regret spending the entire party with her, as I missed out on some memories some of my mates had. It would've been cool to have sat outside at midnight with my two best friends and just chilled all night.

 

[Perryman93]

i remember it, not special or anything though

 

[T-Bone24]

why does their drunkeness frustrate you?
just change your sarcasm into a more mainstream funny kind
get a group of like 5, 6 friends (doesnt matter if they're all guys, girls will come later) and go to one of their houses each week and have a mini gathering
whether it be playing videogames or just pissing about

Their drunkenness frustrates me because, I dunno, I'm a worrier. I have an addictive personality so personally I wouldn't go near the stuff. I don't worry about them, just the knock-on effects that it might have. It might spread. I already do that weekly get-together thing. Also, your alcohol + girls plan falls down because I would never go near alcohol for fear of:
A) Getting drunk. I've seen what it does to people, and I do nothing in moderation, so that's a big no-no. And I don't want to be the guy who cleans up. Drunkenness and, therefore, alcohol are no-go areas for me
B) Addiction. I know it seems odd for a 15 year old to worry about alcoholism but I am easily addicted to things.

I do agree with your plan of changing the sarcasm, I blame my defense mechanism on intimacy issues I relate to my family, that are best kept to myself for personal reflection. (Nothing dirty, you sick bastards). I really try hard to change, but once I get into a habit, it's very difficult to come out.

Thanks for the input anyway.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Har har har, piss off.

Sorry man, didn't mean to insult you.

It's alright. It's a bit of a touchy subject for me, as you found out the hard way!

Two thumbs up for power metal plus TF 2,nothing better to relieve anger is awesome powerful music plus killing stuff,it actually makes you a better and more calm person to rage out into a machine (or against it -reference to band hee hee,nvm) ,and for the date part just go to a club,confidence on lvl 10 and score some

Also its a nice story to tell mates,and it will bring a bit of laughs here and there,but i agree its more sad than funny,but dont be too much of a girl its just a first kiss you dont need to always remember it

I wouldn't say I'm being girly about it. I like to consider myself a bit of a classical in the romantic sense; flowers, chocolates, all that good stuff. This sort of thing matters to me, if only because I tend to care about this sort of thing.

Hell, I've had three separate girls offer themselves to me, and I've shrugged off all three. I don't plan on blowing that first time on a girl I hardly now.

As for the clubs, I'm just a tad young for that. Couple more years though, and I'll be in there; hopefully onstage with the band.

Maybe you should stop building up to it so much? I mean, you seem to think it's worth so much but trust me, once it's over you'll only be thinking about other (read: better) things.

That's what I'm like (and all of my mates for that matter xD). I'm 15 btw, don't know how old you are.

That's my input anyway.

Old thread is old and things ahve changed a lot.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

It was alright. Never really had a French Kiss yet.


So a good "Not really Memorable" and an "Alright"

 

[jebus4you]

Had my first really hot girlfriend (had others that werent as hot) made out with her 2 weeks in. awesome was 13

 

[IAmWright777]

Ha ha, mine was last year. I gave a girl a ride home, and next this I knew it happened.... Nothing romantic, but she was a little too excited and bit me. I now have a small scar, so I will remember that night since every time I look at my lip I get shivers. (It's shocking how much a lip will bleed.)

 

[NeedAUserName]

I was about 6/7 when I had mine... In school we used to play "Boys-catch-Girls" and when you caught them you kissed them. Insincerity and in-genuine, that's the way to go, I only really remember it, because even at 6/7 years old she was good looking enough to make you forget that all girls carry deadly diseases and even going near one was a fatal error...

 

[duckfi8]

mine was when i was 8 or 9 with my first gf